Aussie wearing a neon high vision vest: if you wear a high-vis you can go anywhere and do pretty much anything.
Tim: That's true actually
Aussie: Especially if you got a clipboard and a ladder.
Florida: So where'd you go?
Aussie: I thought it'd be kind of funny if I went into Macca's and took their ice cream machine.
Aussie: It's always apparently down for maintenance anyways. So I thought why not take it home for maintenance?
Florida: Did you have a clipboard at least?
Aussie: Yeah mate, had the holy Trinity high-vis, clipboard, and a ladder to take me to higher places.
Ellis: What'd you use the ladder for?
Aussie: Well I had to look busy so I just kind of went onto the roof.
Beth: What and then what happened?
Aussie: Well as they say what comes up must come down.
Tim: Oh down the ladder right?
Aussie: Nah....I kinda dropped the ladder...
Aussie: Yeah get this it took out the ice cream machine funnily enough.
Bab: Far out and then what happened?
Aussie: Well in all the commotion I lost my footing and I came down...less gracefully?
Aussie: Yeah took out some trainee. Poor kid.
Aussie: Well the cops showed up so I had to bust out the big one.
Tim: Oh the clip board right?
Aussie: Nah mate I tried the old "wait don't you know Gary?"
Claire: What are you talking about?
Aussie: Everyone knows somebody called Gary. So I just had to wait and see if he bit.
Aussie: Yep Gary's his brother
Ellis: And what did he say?
Aussie: He asked me if I was coming over to their joint this weekend for Gary's birthday.
Aussie: Well I told him the truth. I said I'd love to but I'm probably going to be doing maintenance on this ice cream machine all week.
Aussie taking a bit of an ice cream cone: And that's why we have an ice cream machine in the kitchen.