Child of Halloween

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[loudestlibrarianongodsgreenearth]

conversation that might have happened after Dalen’s Closet

Allura:

Kima:

Allura: …am I… overthinking things, or did it sound like the Man Of Honor-

Kima: the Man Of Honor wanted to fuck Percy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scappu]

hey we saw you from across the bar and we absolutely fucking hate your vibe

[authormars]

Pike and Scanlan with Grog. I am not wrong and you all know it

[childofhalloween]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Meet-Crazy Scenarios

You have heard about meet-cutes, but what about the scenarios when our characters meet under absolutely crazy circumstances?

The police or angry home owners are storming an unauthorized house party - and suddenly Person A and Person B meet each other hiding together under a bed. Or in a way too small closet.

Person A is on a first date and it's already not going great. Then Person B shows up with their own first date. Unfortunately, both date partners are ex-partners (or straight up cheating on each other) and go off at each other. So Person A and Person B step awkwardly to the side and watch their dates fight.

They get evacuated. From a train, from a plane, from a whole town. Doesn't matter the reason, but Person A and Person B meet under chaotic circumstances and get to spend the night next to each other on mats in a local gym.

Person A is on a solo hike when they get lost. After finally meeting another soul, Person B, they almost regret it. Because Person B is very cocky and making fun of the fact that Person A got lost - just to finally have to admit that they got lost as well. Now they both have to find their way home together.

They did not know what they signed off for when they got casted in a reality show. Because it turns out to be nothing what they were told before. While the producers come up with the wildest challenges and manufactured plot twist Person A and Person B meet inbetween the craziness, both trying to figure out how they got here and how they can get out of it.

More: Meet Cutes/Uglies Masterpost

[araeofdrawings]

[admiraltusktooth69]

Incorrect Vox Machina #111 Pike, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Zerxus, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Pike, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Keyleth: What are they playing?!

[ruinedchildhood]

I wanted to make a gifset ... but nothing would do this scene justice.

[newsandstuffisee]

[lilyfromthetsab]

Most non-Minnesotans have no idea what this means, but to put it plainly: we're raised with not just the expectation but essentially -programming- to assist others who get stuck during the winter. We'll help people we'd otherwise punch on sight if they're stuck in the snow and ice, for zero reward.

This is the level of rage we're at with ICE. I'm not joking to say it's almost physically painful to not help someone stuck like that, and it's worth it because the people stuck are ICE.

The only way we have to express how mad we are above this is channeling the First Minnesota all over again.

[childofhalloween]

Seriously as a Minnesotan this is something that never ever happens. You can curse a person's entire bloodline but 5 mins later they are going to help you get your car out because it's what we do. We will always set outside our differences to help our fellow humans. But they aren't human.

This is the biggest fuck you MN has ever given and we have given a lot.

[nowarin]

This scene between Lyra and Scanlan was so funny to me, I had to go back and watch it again.

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[tendie-defender]

[sistersorrow]

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

[freddiebeg]

I think that's around 2 cans a minute at this point

[taavicleric]

Yeah, as of my posting time, if you start right now it's 2.2 cans a minute.

You can skip the sour rainbow gummies. You won't see 2026 anyway.

[brooklynishere]

(They are like stray cats in more ways than one)

[childofhalloween]

Totally realized that the song Possum Kingdom by Toadies would make an excellent Percy/Vex AU with Vampire Percy. Too bad I'm already so behind on my Pikelan shit I don't got time to start a new one.

I'm not gonna lie

I'll not be a gentleman

Behind the boathouse

I'll show you my dark secret

I'm not gonna lie

I want you for mine

My blushing bride

My lover, be my lover, yeah

[the-caleb-widogast]

god the mighty nein would fucking thrive in the feywild. they refuse to give out their real names. behind a fake name is another fake name. they use disguise self constantly. they refuse to take anything at face value and do 21 investigation checks and 15 insight checks beforehand. they have a designated poison tester (beau). if someone tells them anything they double check it with a library and even ask the gods if it's true. jester tricked a hag with a two week old cupcake. artagan never brought the nein to the feywild not just because he doesn't want to go back there, but because he knew every person in the feywild would fucking hate the nein immediately solely for the fact that they couldn't trick them.

[unadulteratedchaoscreation]

Its so funny that after that you and your partner( as in a romantic way) die, your souls could end up really differently from the previous life

You can go from this

To this

Or from this

To this

(i know the joke is out there but i couldnt resist)

[puppygirllaika]

people act like CNC is some evil irredeemable kink as if it's not literally just you and your partner(s) deciding that today opposite day.

[puppygirllaika]

"But if we let people play the floor is lava around the house, it normalizes being careless around real lava!" that's y'all. that's how you sound.

[fandomestuff]

GAAAAASP

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