AGDJAHDJAHDJAD HOW THE FUCK DID ELMO MAN MANAGE TO ALMOST EXACTLY QUOTE COOL GUY TWICE WHILE WRECKING ME TONIGHT DESPITE NOT EVEN BEING IN THE BUILDING WHEN COOL GUY WRECKED ME ON FRIDAY ???
okay we’re gonna need a story time on those last two posts cause what the helly is elmo on 👀
-insta anon
Dhakdhajdh sorry to leave you hanging lmao I've been a busy man recently
Basically, he's just been continuing his self-appointed challenge of trying to get me to tap out purely through tkling.
I kinda provoked him at one point and was running away but he ended up getting me trapped in the corner against two walls and I was pressing my back into the gap and kinda pushing his shoulders away so he couldn't get to me.
Unfortunately eventually he got through and kinda softly shoulder barged me which half lifted me onto my tiptoes and kept me there while he clawed into my ribs. I didn't realise it until it happened but I curled my legs up defensively and I didn't fall?? He could keep me propped up with his shoulder so I was kinda just uselessly flailing around?
And then the hip bone thing was another night we were chilling on this comfy flat thing halfway between a couch and a bed and he started tkling me again (I probably did something to provoke it tho lmao), and I kinda half shimmy myself off but he grabs me as my shoulders are on the floor but my lower back and legs are still up on the comfy thing so I'm fully stretched out and he then just tkled either my stomach, sides, armpits, or hips until I didn't have the energy to try and muscle a situp into him to fight him off.
Both times very fun hehe 😁 I love him sm
Hopefully will have more stories soon, Wednesdays tend to be times when I get tkled the most often so hehe we'll see
