https://neither-then-naor-now.tumblr.com/tagged/watch-this%21-%7C%7C-joseph.tommy
https://neither-then-naor-now.tumblr.com/tagged/watch-this%21-%7C%7C-joseph.eloise
https://eloisebardot.tumblr.com/post/186297869910/axed-had-the-pleasure-of-sitting-down-with-one-of
https://thomcsprice.tumblr.com/post/186266000778/thomas-price-known-simply-as-tommy-is-no
This submission is from Hanna Sally Blake, freshman college student and self-proclaimed fangirl. Her personal tumblr is hanna-bananna, and her fan account is walkingthe–fatedstars.
“Oh. My. God! Did you catch that episode of Failed Child Stars: Where Are They Now? Because I saw Joseph Naor on it the other day! It’s so weird, okay? He’s like this scrawny looking pale kid, he works for the Torrances, right? His whole thing is like… failed child star, Ruby took pity on him, took him in. You don’t expect a guy like that to get a lot of attention.”
“So I watch an episode. There’s a few pictures of him with Tommy Price, and I’m like ‘Okay, that’s not too out there, Tommy and Ruby are kind of like, dating right? Like, they have a thing, it wouldn’t be weird for Joseph to know who Tommy is.’ But then I pick up a copy of AXED! – they still have a print addition – and I see a photoshoot of Tommy and a whole article. Get this! The writer asks who his celebrity crush is, and… he doesn’t Ruby, not in response to that question. He mentions Joseph Naor. Weird, right??”
“And then get this! That episode cuts to a commercial break, and I’m channel surfing. I get to an interview with Eloise Bardot – it’s such a cute name! okay? I’m totally jealous! – she’s asked the same question. You know who she mentions? Joseph Naor. He’s getting a lot of attention now.”
“That interview ends, I channel surf again, I get back to that show, right? Joseph is mentioned again, and they show a picture of him walking with Eloise, his hand’s on her back. I don’t know what that’s about, but I was thinking of Eloise’s interview, and my thoughts are just like ‘Woah!’”
“I immediately go on Tumblr. I’m posting, I’m asking is anyone else seeing this? I don’t know how big this is, but me and my mutuals are going nuts. One of my friends is betting on him and Tommy, and another one totally thinks he’s with Eloise now, and that friend is rebuking my first friend because she thinks Ruby and Tommy are a sure thing. Meanwhile, I’m over here asking ‘how is a cancelled child actor turned errand boy getting all of this now? how is he doing it?’ It’s so weird. Either way, I can’t stop watching! Ahhhhh!”
so everyone’s suddenly got the hots for washed up joey naor? weird flex, but okay. i’m choosing my words very carefully since the kid’s only 17 but i think its safe to say that he’s gonna be dippin in his hand in at least one of those honey jars pretty soon. ..or was that too much? whatever. i’m saying it anyway this is the internet no one can stop me. oh god the power’s gone to my head.
poor joey better watch what kind of drama he gets himself into though, eloise really doesn’t look like someone who plays nice.
