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So like I am blaming Jessica for everything

but now I've taken up reading smut aloud in my Russian accent

and selling it on my bandcamp

any smut suggestions for me to read?

elsassassyeyebrow replied to your post: for hellaheron

I will never be happy with your normal speaking voice ever again

good to know you find it that appalling compared to that

*furrows brows* I think...

elsassassyeyebrow replied to your post “82,88,91,95,? :3”

Please come to disneyland

The bf legit offered to work his butt off to buy the both of us front row seats to Wicked (a total of $435), so like why not go to Disneyland too?

*starts a fire on your blog*

jESICCA

elsassassyeyebrow replied to your post: How was your day, love?

Your relationship is killing me with how freaking adorable it is.

Nuuuuuuuuu don't die please I need my Elsa *clings to your arm*

Good lord you are gorgeous *dies*

oh my gosh thank you!

*blushes so hard she dies*

You better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.... #you asked for this

oH HOW WONDERFUL

are you pizza bc i want a slice of u [wink wonk]

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