#elsshu

[insufferableslewfoot]

elsshu

 elsshu elsshu Dont worry kiddo we’ve met irl...

LUCKY YOU, PROBABLY RIGHT NOW. HAHA.

Whatever you need to do Bipper. Follow your heart.

[insufferableslewfoot]

elsshu

 elsshu Dont worry kiddo we’ve met irl before. Nbd.

HAVING SOME HIGH DOUBTS ON THAT ONE, BUT IT’S NOT MY BUSINESS.

Uh huh. So when are you going home?

[insufferableslewfoot]

elsshu

 elsshu PLEASE PUT ON SOME CLOTHES ITS TOO EARLY...

I DON’T HAVE ANY.

I will literally give you something to wear if you just put it on okay. Jesus.

[lacuno]

elsshu replied to your post: doooon’t really think giving those to ...

WHO ASKED YOU, ANYWAY??

#dash #commentary

[insufferableslewfoot]

Okay wait.  Dylan. Dylan. You said you’re really Bill right.

[insufferableslewfoot]

elsshu replied to your post “WENDIGOS 2 SPOOPY”

COME ON, SKINWALKERS ARE DEFINITELY SUPERIOR.

Ehhhh, Skinwalker ranch sorta ruined skinwalkers for me in spoop factor.

[lacuno]

elsshu replied to your post: can someone just smack me with a brick.

COMING RIGHT UP.

at least you’re useful for something.

[lacuno]

[ ALL APPLICABLE TEXTS wink

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[text]: why the hell were you in my dream last night.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text]: you know, maybe you should go find your dipper. might make you a little less lonely.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[text]: dONT TOT OUCH MY SOCK DRaW

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text]: i wonde r whrat wou ld happen if yOU got dunrk ??[text]: that s wactually probably a relaly BAD idea

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text]: i need a distraction, and you’re the last one i’m texting to see if you’re awake.[text]: so. are you up? and maybe up for NOT being annoying?

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text]: i hate you. you’ve almost ruined my life countless times, and you still just won’t seem to GO AWAY.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text]: do you have a favorite food?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text]: you didn’t actually do that, right?[text]: ...bill?

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text]: ily so much bill pls marry me(JK LMAo)

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text]: so what would happen if you went through an exorcism? would it even work, or?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text]: I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW IT’S SUPPRESSING MY ANNOYANCE FROM YOU !!!!!!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: so are you coming over?[text]: ...NOT YOU.