Greetings, High King!
I came across the following post and was wondering if it's true. I heard you are a wine connoisseur.
https://www.tumblr.com/kineticpenguin/723604519190183936?source=share
Greetings, my friend! 🍷 The wine question! Still the topic of many debates, I see. Well, let me put your mind at ease and confirm what, deep down, you already know, it's true: elves do not mess around. We do have the strongest booze. 💪✨
But my friend, it’s not just about the buzz… it’s about the taste. 👌 You’ve no doubt heard the saying that fine wine only gets better with age, yes? Well, let me let you in on a little secret: we invented that. 🧝♂️🍇
A proper elven vintage isn’t about brute strength; it’s about depth. 🌊 A single sip could make a dwarf question his life choices 🤨, a hobbit rethink second breakfast 🥞, and a mortal? Well… let’s just say they’ll be taking a nice, long nap. 😴
So yes, we drink. And yes, we outdrink. But we do it with style and elegance. 🍷✨
À point, avec grâce, Gil-galad 👑✨ Elven Aged Perfection
📍 Region: Lindon 🍷 Variety: Starlight-Infused Red 🕰 Vintage: Timeless ( Aged 3500+ years) ⚡ ABV: Majesty in a Glass P.S. As for that whole “salt theory” 🧂, just for fun, I might try it at the next council meeting… 🏛️ Who knows? Maybe I’ll finally get a morning off. Because yes, kings do work mornings, and not just any mornings, but every morning. ☀️ Saturdays? Check. Sundays? Oh, absolutely. 😤 Seriously, who’s in charge of my schedule?!!