#wineno

[askereiniongilgalad]

Greetings, High King!

I came across the following post and was wondering if it's true. I heard you are a wine connoisseur.

https://www.tumblr.com/kineticpenguin/723604519190183936?source=share

Greetings, my friend! 🍷 The wine question! Still the topic of many debates, I see. Well, let me put your mind at ease and confirm what, deep down, you already know, it's true: elves do not mess around. We do have the strongest booze. 💪✨

But my friend, it’s not just about the buzz… it’s about the taste. 👌 You’ve no doubt heard the saying that fine wine only gets better with age, yes? Well, let me let you in on a little secret: we invented that. 🧝‍♂️🍇

A proper elven vintage isn’t about brute strength; it’s about depth. 🌊 A single sip could make a dwarf question his life choices 🤨, a hobbit rethink second breakfast 🥞, and a mortal? Well… let’s just say they’ll be taking a nice, long nap. 😴

So yes, we drink. And yes, we outdrink. But we do it with style and elegance. 🍷✨

À point, avec grâce, Gil-galad 👑✨ Elven Aged Perfection

📍 Region: Lindon 🍷 Variety: Starlight-Infused Red 🕰 Vintage: Timeless ( Aged 3500+ years) ⚡ ABV: Majesty in a Glass P.S. As for that whole “salt theory” 🧂, just for fun, I might try it at the next council meeting… 🏛️ Who knows? Maybe I’ll finally get a morning off. Because yes, kings do work mornings, and not just any mornings, but every morning. ☀️ Saturdays? Check. Sundays? Oh, absolutely. 😤 Seriously, who’s in charge of my schedule?!!

[mrsnippits-blog]

Experts at the Macallan distillery in Scotland state that a BUTT is 108 imperial gallons (475 litres). So, it is perfectly acceptable to buy things by the BUTTLOAD, however I suggest sharing. . . . ________________________________________ #WineNo #wine #whiskey #measure #lcbovintages #sommelier #sonomawinecountymonth #juice #foodie #butt #comicstrips @wineenthusiast https://www.instagram.com/p/B47niqZBsad/?igshid=2otavob79s5u

[winenomore-blog]

Order now for delivery before Christmas -------------------------------Large Lazy Susan made from Red Wine Barrel Top Wood

Large Lazy Susan made from Puncheon Wine Barrel Top. Free Postage in Australia, Fantastic Wedding gift Spins around to make it easy to serve food, at parties, n…

Large Lazy Susan made from Puncheon Wine Barrel Top. Free Postage in Australia, Fantastic Wedding gift Spins around to make it easy to serve food, at parties, nibbles, fruit or cheeses. Also makes a very large serving platter. Photos are indicative only, each one is different and unique. These are quite large and are perfect for 10 seat round or octagonal tables. Stock is very limited as Puncheon Barrels are very hard to find Some have Winery or Barrel Maker markings on them. Photos are not of actual item, each one is different. Up Cycled Wine Barrels Sits on a Aluminium Bearing Rotating Swivel Turntable for ease of turning Finished in Gloss Polyurethane or Beeswax and Linseed Oil These are made from ex fully functional Wine Barrels that have been culled from Winery stocks, and therefore will have the markings, scars and dents that would have happened in the Winery during the course of the Barrels working life. About 750mm across and weighs about 9kg This product is hand crafted and made-to-order, providing you with a well-made, uniquely designed item. No two will ever be the same. Please note delivery must be to a street address not a P.O Box Wood Lazer Etching is available on this product. From $20.00 we can etch in a Name, Slogan, Brand, Date, Occasion, Saying, Rhyme, Limerick a picture or a design to Etch, prices will vary according to size. Select Custom order to request Lazer Etching and enter details to open a conversation with me to organise and set pricing before you order. Please note Laser Etching will delay Delivery by a few days depending on demand.

[winenomore-blog]

Order now for delivery before Christmas -------------------------------Large Lazy Susan made from Red Wine Barrel Top Wood

Large Lazy Susan made from Puncheon Wine Barrel Top. Free Postage in Australia, Fantastic Wedding gift Spins around to make it easy to serve food, at parties, n…

Large Lazy Susan made from Puncheon Wine Barrel Top. Free Postage in Australia, Fantastic Wedding gift Spins around to make it easy to serve food, at parties, nibbles, fruit or cheeses. Also makes a very large serving platter. Photos are indicative only, each one is different and unique. These are quite large and are perfect for 10 seat round or octagonal tables. Stock is very limited as Puncheon Barrels are very hard to find Some have Winery or Barrel Maker markings on them. Photos are not of actual item, each one is different. Up Cycled Wine Barrels Sits on a Aluminium Bearing Rotating Swivel Turntable for ease of turning Finished in Gloss Polyurethane or Beeswax and Linseed Oil These are made from ex fully functional Wine Barrels that have been culled from Winery stocks, and therefore will have the markings, scars and dents that would have happened in the Winery during the course of the Barrels working life. About 750mm across and weighs about 9kg This product is hand crafted and made-to-order, providing you with a well-made, uniquely designed item. No two will ever be the same. Please note delivery must be to a street address not a P.O Box

[realcandykay]

Gilmore Girls A Year In The Life. All set. #wineno #gilmoregirlsrevival