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[elvhensinner]

What kind of porn would you want to see Red Velvet members make?

Red Velvet As Pornstars

Yeri - Amateur angles, always dresses up for the content. Just like irl, shes a hidden gem thats always guaranteed to make you nut. Solo queen who lets her cameraman handle the other end of the dildo/machine like Lana Rain. Once she makes it big, she still sticks to solo content. You'd think she's scared of dicks.

Seulgi - JAV. No negotiations. Any scenario. Any partner. Please, I just needa see her in hours upon hours of fucking cause this doll's sweat-prone body deserves to be in front of a camera, basted, marinated, fully oily in sweat 🤤 Her "nngghhh"s and "ahnnn"s when her partner licks the moisture from her armpits are top notch. Soft, but filthy. Like a secret only you knew.

Wendy - Milking queen. Softdom with the sweetest smile. Became famous for her edging handjobs while sitting behind her man—thats way way taller than her, and yet that doesnt stop her from saying things like "ooohhh my big stwong man almost blew hish load... no he wont, oh no he wont, right baby?~" kissing behind his ear as she lets go of his dick and strokes his inner thighs, pubis, sides to keep him grounded (smth like bambi bluu's famous handjob vids)

Irene - Something opposite to everyone's headcanon (her in anything hatefuck 🤣) Maybe one of those passionate... slow... intimate... pornos. The ones that start off with them cuddling in bed, then them waking up slowly, pulling each other so intimately that all you hear is nothing but bedsheets rustling for the first 4 minutes of the video. Slooooow sex. Tons of moaning that you just know comes from the deepest depths of their diaphragms.

Joy - Hard taboo roleplay. Idk if yall know primaltaboo (look it up, its vintage and centers on naive porn) but she seems the type to fit their copious "finding out my sister/daughter is a stripper" content.. full on bitch face "I hate this" look, sneers, frustrated sighs. Wears a deliciously disgusted face when she finally agrees to do it "just this one time as long as you dont tell anyone" and finally touches her dad/bro's dick. Always ends with "did you just... OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST.... I TOLD YOU TO TELL ME WHEN YOURE CLOSE. THIS IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING, YOU ASSHOLE" swatting the cum off her lips 🤤

[elvhensinner]

What about Aespa? What sort of porn would they best suit in?

Karina

Karina knows she's hot. So she's exclusive to studios that 1. pays the highest and 2. respects her boundary of only doing slow and sensual porn. The type of porn that always starts with her and her partner waking up from a cuddle. Only 8 minutes into the video do they start undressing. Slooooowly. Heck, you forgot you were watching porn cause of how deep the kisses are and how much longing their hands possessed. Her tits, fat and heavy, are never to be slapped nor squeezed. Always worshiped. Always loved. One actor tried. You dont hear about that actor being around anymore. You hope he's still alive.

Aeri

Something tells me she loves attention. Tons of it. So she's a perfect fit for exhibitionism porn studios. She easily topped boards cause of her multiple nationalities. JAVs? Check. Yadong? Check. Western? Check. You see Giselle's face everywhere. Every porn site you visit, its her on the front page.

Winter

XxxtraSmall if it were still around. NEED I SAY MORE?? If we're talking recent/active porn studios though? Shoplyfter. Showing off her acting chops in front of porn directors. God, I can already see her angy face and her hands covering her chest as the mall officer checks "if she has anything hidden underneath"

Ningning

Porn? Lol. Goodluck finding it. She's famous both in Korea AND China. The only hope of finding her sex videos is if you enter the upper echelon of riches, where dirty old men trade videos of the most recent idol they've fucked. If ever you DO get into the inner circle? You'd be in for a treat. She seems the freakiest in all of AESPA 😏 The type to practically have no limits as long as you practically have banks worth of cash to pay her.

[elvhensinner]

Hi. Here's my bias - Minju. Cuck me too, senpai 😈

Tons of emotional cheating

She seems the type to "require a ton of external emotional support"

You found it iffy the more your relationship with her progressed

But she's a human snowflake

So tender and kind and soft

Unique

To be cherished and to always be made to shine

To be cared for as she is ever-so-delicate

The definition of ethereal

All the exact reasons you loved her

She made you feel like she needs you

Desperately

But?

Weirdly enough, the reason she got pushed to cheating on you was because of how iffy you got with her multiple male friends (spanning from costars, coworkers, directors, idols, her friends' boyfriends. Heck, even the janitors and guards and set maintenance men are her friends)

Your discomfort caused you to look clingy and desperate and possessive. Multiple times across your many years together. All the ugly recurring emotions that even the kind-hearted Kim Minju would find offputting

Not hate

Just

Offputting

And rouble in paradise is usually where boy bestfriends swoop in

"You deserve better"

"He's the one at fault here"

"If I were your boyfriend, I'd choke you in bed, not in the relationship"

Those were 3 different men all poisoning the well of your love

One day, scrolling through social media, you watch those exact 3 men fuck her

They filmed fucking her

And it fucking leaked

She's gutted, as one by one her acting jobs pull out her contracts

You wont leave Kim Minju at a time she most needs you

Right? :)

I am SOOO so sorry this took a while. I saw your request ages ago but asides from being inactive, I honestly have a hard time lewding Kim Minju the pepe froggo since I'm a diehard wiz*one 😭

[elvhensinner]

Which kpop idols do you think would have the biggest risk of cucking/cheating on their bf?

I think all idols in relationships...

We cant deny that fucking for favor is rampant in this type of industry.

Sadly tho? I bet idols in relationships dont consider it cheating tho. More so "doing my job."

(I bet Momo, Jihyo, and Karina loved "doing her job" a little too much tho, hence their breakups 😏)

[elvhensinner]

I apologize to the people who thought "hubby" would be revealed in Doggy Cam 2

"Hubby"'s reveal will be down the line I'm sure... I think...... I hope 😄

I find it fascinating that people got so invested in finding out considering the ending of doggy cam 1 was a detail I added "just because."

Heck, I added it 5 minutes before I hit publish.

Craaazy stuff

[elvhensinner]

I don't know if you answered something like this before, but what type of porn would each Twice member do?

Good question! So allow me to expound my answers heheheh

Nayeon - loves knowing men jerk off to her so she does all the top viewed kinks. Stepcest, schoolgirl, BBC, group, etc. She the type to roleplay at the start but instantly drops it after a few minutes cause she's too horny to keep up the act 🤣

Jeongie - Solo queen. Has the most number of toys compared to everyone in twice. Her content is geared towards wholesome plots 🥺. Her best performing video is a pov slow titjob virtual sex type with tons of eye contact, licking, and words of affirmation titled "Relieving my big man after his long day at work"

Momo - JAV STAR. Always on the top featured page, front n center. Always a housewife, and always targeted by the typical ntr archetype (father in law, uncle, neighbor, boss, delivery man, etc). Watching her vids always leaves you with these thoughts: tits, moans, and whines.

Sana - Passionate about porn. SHES EVERYWHERE AND DOESNT STICK TO CONCEPTS. Jav, western, meet n fucks, international, fuck a fan, dom, sub, ntr, passionate. The type to have a sfw socmed account cause of how outgoing she is.

Jihyo - Established couple's page. Always the same man. Tons of passionate porn. Cuddlefucks, waking up with sex, slow penetrations with matching giggles filled with love. Her bf handles the account 🤣 You'd kill to be in his position.

Mina - HIGH PRODUCTION. She's no girl, she's no woman, she's a lady. Imagine the productions of those blacked/bleached openings, with the high budget camera angles, beautiful lingerie, and voiceovers. All the works. Consistent quality in every video, from start to finish. Softdom until her partner teases her asshole.

Dahyun - She puts the actress in "porn actress" cause she's the type to really get into the thick of roleplay. Shes like jeongie who loves making solo virtual sex vids. She wants to satisfy a different kink every vid. Appreciates her fans so she tries to reply to comments as much as she can. (Ahck. I cant 🤧)

Chaeyoung - Her page has the most hard/uncommon kinks compared to everyone else. Examples: gloryhole, mouth/Drool, footjob, armpitfuck, extreme leather, musk, watersport, smoking, etc. The video Always ends up in hardcore porn when it's not solo.

Tzuyu - high rate onlyfans with ppv. Captions her vids to satisfy different kinks (stepsister, cheating, babysitter, etc.) as clickbait, but never follows the plot 🙄 It's all just sex with her bf. But she has a high following cause everyone likes her body type.

[elvhensinner]

Which group would make a website like pornhub except every video contains at least one member?

EASILY kiss of life. I would bet good money that there's already a tg group out there or vids being spread among CEOs about how easy these girls are. I could tell their bodycount is insane. Heck, I bet Natty's alone is reaching Jennie numbers.

[elvhensinner]

Well- you're definetely not the kind of guy i'd let my girlfriend Sana meet.

Human sunshine like her? The type to make conversation with anyone and everyone? We're bound to meet 🤗 Maybe at a coffee shop, at the mall, at the office christmas party when your boss suddenly pulled you away for your performance review, leaving your clearly-not-sober girlfriend all alone with us, your coworkers. The very ones who've been eye-fucking her the entire night

Coming home together and her finding out that she's only wearing one pastie... hey, its Sana. Your girlfriend was probably just being her clumsy self again and "forgot to wear both ones before the party"... You can never explain why she's not wearing underwear tho 🤭