#em hc

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eddie's drooling on you in his sleep. his hair is matted to your leg by his drool. he's cute, sure, but it's gross and your leg is falling asleep and you need to get up off the couch to get the remote.

when you tap his curly head and politely say "sir I do believe you're drooling on my thigh" in a haughty voice he looks up at you, bleary eyed and says in a drawled out voice "m'sorry, I just like bein' near you".

your heart oozes, all gooey and stupid with love. you get up and tuck him in on the couch, eddie having fallen right back asleep not knowing what he's done to you. you stretch your legs and get some water before sliding down to the floor in front of the couch to watch him.

ignoring your back pain from sitting on the lumpy old thing, you sit and stroke his hair and listen to his easy breath and think about how much you like being near him too. how you wish you could just be near him for the rest of your life.

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Eddie calls jerking off "going hog wild"

[thornsnvultures]

luring eddie out of bed at 2pm by cracking open a can of beer and going psspsspsspss. he goes 'mrrrp?' and pokes his head out of his blankets and I boop his nose and go 'ooooh big stretch!' when he stretches and his shirt rides up and shows his tummy.

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oh "Eddie makes you read smut while he eats you out" "Eddie uses a vibrator on you while you read smut but he won't let you cum" sure, sure

but what about "riding Eddie while you read the self-insert Aragorn smut he wrote. he's all blushy and embarrassed, red-faced and sweaty and dying for you to finish already so he can cum"

[thornsnvultures]

Eddie would blame you for "making him late for work" every day. Whether you're getting dressed or snuggled up in bed cause you have the day off, Eddie stops on his way out to say bye by tackling you to whatever the closest surface is so he can get his hands on you. He's lifting you onto the kitchen counter to nudge your thighs open so he can get a taste because "breakfast is the most important meal of the day". Or flipping you over onto your stomach while you lie in bed, sliding his fingers inside from behind while he complains about how late you're making him. He can't keep doing this, he whines, don't you know how important it is that he gets to work on time?? Meanwhile you're screaming into your pillow and now Eddie's got to change his pants.

[thornsnvultures]

latching on to eddie's forearm like a drooling rottweiler with attachment issues. my teeth embedded in his flesh, growling low in my throat when he tries to pull away.

[thornsnvultures]

tell me this isn't exactly what eddie looks like when he wakes up lol

[thornsnvultures]

sunday is for laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, imagining eddie tied up and blindfolded in just a pair of tight black boxers, writhing and whimpering with impatience, waiting for you to just touch him already