#email is evil

[virgo-punk]

i hope this email doesnt find you. i hope you have finally found peace and freedom from the tyrannical email. i hope your hiding spot remains a mystery to emails forever and ever

[brainrockets]

I love that a bunch of folks are planning to do other books in the style of Dracula Daily. Meanwhile I am days behind on Dracula Daily. It's like school all over again.

[patchyourbrokenwings]

good morning, i have hundreds unread emails so it was time to try and sort this big pile of tangled chaos. started with good courage but gave up after 15 minutes, i am just not the type of person who can organise her mails. instead i give them all a golden star and read them 9 months later when i finally have some energy again.

[gooddogbestfriend]

Wow I sent the email and it only took me like, an hour! For five sentences!

[fundamentallyco-blog]

Tech Firm Implements Employee ‘Zero Email’ Policy - Yahoo! News

We are producing data on a massive scale that is fast polluting our working environments and also encroaching into our personal lives,” he said in a statement when first announcing the policy in Feburary. “At [Atos] we are taking action now to reverse this trend, just as organizations took measures to reduce environmental pollution after the industrial revolution.

via news.yahoo.com

Email is a huge time waster for organizations of all sizes.

[reyriddles]

Email: *ding*

Me: Pottermore??

Email: Bosley

Me: WHAT??? Why the fuck would I need BOSLEY, I am 17!

Email: Are you loosing hair?

Me: I feel like my email is taunting me...