A sad eggplant @virgo-punk - Tumblr Blog

spam like/rebloggers will be given a forehead smooch and tucked into bed with a glass of water so sweetly goodnight i love you

proteusolm

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

bluebandedagate-reblogs

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

tlirsgender

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

#learning to sew a button back on and fix a hole in your shirt is actually an anti-capitalist act #but only if you use it to see buttons back on shit and fix holes and stop buying new things #gardening can help feed your community NOW if you share the food you grow #we don't need an apocalypse to make these things useful

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

yeeuuuppp thats me. i bet you want to pet me and feed me little crickets. but guess what. please do that

radicalgraff

"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"

Seen in NYC

crazymuffin1

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

thethirdromana

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.