#embarassingly

[pantyhoseandroses]

‘my music taste isnt that inconsistent!!!’

my music taste:

[edencantstopfallininlove]

Right now, Ai.

@pixs-slow-burns

I KNOW WHO THIS IS AND you're right

yip

[and-love-shouldnt-burn]

Must a movie be "good"???? Are the themes of found family and the nostalgia of times gone by not enough

[tamthewriter]

"re: re: re: re: bad ideas you and clint barton have had" by lazulisong

It's a gorgeous shot. You would have been proud to make that shot yourself. It hits squarely on Bruce Banner's forehead and all of you --- Clinton Barton still crouched on the ground, Sam Wilson with the gun still pointing at Bruce Banner, and Steve holding you in a half-nelson --- freeze.

There is dead silence for exactly thirty seconds and then Sam Wilson says, very quietly, "Oh my Jesus, have mercy on my soul."

Do you need a fucking laugh? Do you need a nerf-gun fight in Avenger's Tower, a cat named Cat, and sniper bros? The answer is yes. Yes you do.

This story takes about five minutes to read. You'll go from glum to giggling. You'll discover you actually like second person present tense. You'll ask yourself, why have I never read this fic before? You'll bookmark it. Trust me.

[mooseyfox]

he always does this, he texts me out of absolutely nowhere when i'm not thinking about him at all and i remember what crazy chemistry we have and i'm like "fuck it i'll go see him"

so he gets wine and we're drinking it in bed watching tv (clothes on, totally platonic seeming, etc.) and then he moves his leg against mine and that's when i know what's going on and i'm like yeahhh but then i'm like noooo

and then he pulls me closer and slides his hands down the back of my pants and grabs my ass and starts playing with it and i'm like yesss please god but at the same time i'm like noo

then he pulls his dick out and the rest is history like i was so determined not to fuck him but fuck he like makes me so vulnerable and i'm so attracted to him

and i'm literally the biggest baby bottom like if there's not a gallon of lube on my ass and his dick then sex is not happening but he didn't even HAVE lube, he just had a condom and used his spit and it was still somehow some of the best sex i've ever had like we just have such good chemistry and it kind of hurt so i tried to pull away and push him out but that made him hold me down and push in deeper and i love when he does that it literally makes me so horny so i'm like FUCK yes ugh

and then AFTER we're laying in bed and i'm on instagram and he grabs my phone and just plays with it for like 5 minutes and plays it off like it's nothing

and then i get home and i want to text him and be like "wtf why did you text me out of nowhere you basically just cheated on your boyfriend etc" and i go through my text messages (bc he texted me & i didn't save his number cause tonight was the first night we'd texted with his new number in months) and he deleted his number out of my text messages

and now i just feel absolutely worthless like. you pretend to go through my phone just to look at my pictures when in reality you want to delete your number so you don't seem like a cheating bastard if i ever hit you up when you're with your boyfriend and like

i wanna just kill myself right now like how am i so stupid how do i fall for this every single fuckin time i'm such a smart person but shit like this always screws me up and i just don't know what to say right now... i'm just embarrassed and hurt and i want to bury myself deep into the ground for a couple thousand years