#embarrasingstory

[tapdancingonrollerskates-blog1]

Pizza Story

So my Nana and I went out for pizza and while we were waiting at our table, she says: “You know, I used to think that *mutters* being a homosexual was caused by vaccines. But then you still turned out gay so I guess I was wrong.” 😂

[faggotyannn]

I got an airsoft bb stuck in my nose when I was 9. I was shooting them from my nose at my brother and I guess I sucked it in too hard and I started crying ALOT and I didn’t want to tell my mom and I thought I was going to die and I told my brother to tell people that I ran away if I die. Eventually I told my mom as I was crying and she told me to wait till I sneeze . When I sneezed it few out of my nose :-)