#embarrassfest 2013

[sillyjimjam]

I think it's too late now, but I am going to send this story anyway. When I was in high school I was stage crew for several plays. One of the last ones had an after party at a pizza place on closing night. I was walking around talking to various people, and suddenly people behind me started making comments about things being a little breezy. It took about a minute before I realized that the comments were directed at me. I had split the back of my jeans right down one ass cheek. I was mortified.

I DIDNT SPOT THIS ONE AHAHAHA I LOVE SPLIT PANTS STORIES THANK YOU ANON THANK YOU

[sillyjimjam]

ok if you were one of the people who sent me embarrassing stories this evening you deserve a medal because I feel so happy and laughed so hard and ilu all right now thanks for playing I have the best followers all right

[sillyjimjam]

I WALK A LONELY BOOB

I DINT SEE HOW THIS IS EMBARRASSING BOOBS ARE LOVELY

[sillyjimjam]

OMG exactly! and i'm basically really quiet and intelligent in class and it was like he realised his life was a lie

you showed him the power of your twerk and now he will never see you the same way again poor sheltered man

[sillyjimjam]

my friends and i hang out in one of the art rooms at lunch break and i figured out how to hook up my iPod to the speakers and i blasted some rap music and started basically white girl twerking and my friends were hollering and clapping and they suddenly stopped and i was like what and i turned around and my art teacher was just standing in the doorway looking horrified

OMF HAAHAAHAHHAHHAAA YOUR POOR TEACHER'I THOUGHT CHILDREN WERE INNOCENT MY EYES'

[sillyjimjam]

I got really drunk last night at a mates important birthday party and I licked his beard ( it is an amazing beard!!)

OK THIS IS MY FAVOURITE STORY ANYONE HAS EVER TOLD ME

[sillyjimjam]

This one time at high school my shorts ripped apart so there was a big gash in the butt. I tried to fix it with staples but it didn't work very well so I gave up and just spent the rest of the day with a hole in my shorts.

HAHAHAHAAH AH YES THE STAPLES ROUTE IS SO RARELY SATISFACTORYok in return I will tell you a pants ripping story okat the iron man three midnight premier I had iron man make up on my face so ppl were already staring at meand I tried to duck under a queue barrier in the foyer all athletic like, it was v crowded and quite brightly lit in thereand my pants split FROM CROTCH TO KNEE FRONT AND BACK I JUST CAME BURSTING OUT OF THEM LIKE A MASSIVE BUTT SAUSAGEso I invented the hoodie-skirt and tried to pretend I was dead

[sillyjimjam]

it`s not in english and it`s old, it`s from a musical in latvian.

ok baby!anon in a bear costume singing old fashioned Latvian musical songssuch a brilliant start to an indie movie lets face it