MEET THE EMBERS HIGH STAFF: ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE TEACHER, DEEZEE ASHFROST
Ashfrost is a name anyone at Embers High knows, for better or for worse. Chuck Ashfrost has worked as the head cook in the cafeteria for thirty years, bringing in fresh food from the family’s farm, and there’s been a steady stream of Ashfrosts coming through the school since him and his brother. Of the most recent batch, the name DeeZee Ashfrost is bound to conjure up the most sighs, but also the best stories. He was known at Embers High for being too loud in class, throwing parties on his family’s farm, and getting kicked off the football team for being too rough and not following directions. When he graduated, college was mostly the same, until an accident on the farm left him one arm short, serving as something of a wakeup call that he might be wasting some of his potential. After his initial recovery, he went back to school for environmental science, and got big into the activism scene. It wasn’t necessarily the plan to end up a high school teacher, but after one too many arrests at protests––all charges eventually dropped––his uncle Chuck suggested he come back to Embers High and pass some of his passion along to the next generation in a little less dangerous way, which he at first begrudgingly did, but now he kind of loves it, at least most of the time. His youngest brother, Bo, is currently a senior at Embers High, and wishes he could change his last name on the daily.
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM: Ranting and raving to any student who wants to listen, he has a weird little cult following of conspiracy theorist students who flock to his classroom like church during lunch. Making guest appearances at debate practice to have (friendly) arguments with Aldera. Bothering Pista in the shop, and in the gym. Shouting at his wrestlers to fight harder, and stop worrying about hurting each other.
WHAT’S IT LIKE IN CLASS: Absolutely wild, and fairly inconsistent. Some days are filled with busy work, and stupid by the textbook activities, while DeeZee sits at his desk with his feet kicked up. Others are full of passionate lectures with the best damn powerpoints you’ve ever laid your eyes on, engrossing facts, and real world anecdotes to back up his knowledge. And sometimes, it’s just full on conspiracy theories, and reasons why the government, and big corporations have positively fucked all life on the plant Earth over to earn money, no powerpoints, no textbooks, more like a weird performance art piece in the form of a forty-five minute rant. Usually entertaining, no matter what.
WHERE HE IS AFTER SCHOOL: At his parents’ farm, helping them out with the animals. Taking care of his many, many chickens in his backyard. Bothering Pista not at school, too. Shouting until his voice is gone at political rallies for environmental and animal rights. Partying hard, but not too hard, because hangovers are a bitch when you get into your thirties, he’s learned.