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My favorite thing about them: “Well, it’d be too shallow of me to say her looks, despite them being nice. But she’s
My least favorite thing about them: “Isn’t that kind of an awful question to ask? Yeah, I’m gonna, y’know, not answer that.”
Do I find them attractive? “Well, yeah. In the ‘pretty’ girl way, not the sleazy way.”
Are we friends? “About as much as two strangers at a coffee shop could really be. So, yes, maybe? Maybe ask her. I’m not all that great with defining relationships.”
Would I date them? “Wow, these questions really get invasive super fast. Uh, I guess, at the right time?”
Would I marry them? “—Troubling. I feel cornered.”
Would I have children with them? “———Can we have some different questions, please?”
Would I die for them? “Uh, wow, uh — morbid. Um. We hardly know each other, wouldn’t that be kinda dumb? I mean, I like to think I’m a good guy, but — I’m no Romeo.”
My favorite thing about them: “Smart. Brainy girls are hot — sometimes, anyway. Plus, she knows me. Can’t get any better than that.”
My least favorite thing about them: “Studying. Insert huge shudder here.”
Do I find them attractive? “Yup.”
Are we friends? “Obviously.”
Would I date them? “As great as I’m sure that’d be, I’m sure I don’t have the mental capacity required to sustain her intelligent conversation. Don’t know much more than E=MC2, unfortunately. Whatcanyado.”
Would I marry them? “Eh — if I was drunk in Vegas, maybe. Not the biggest on marriage under normal circumstance, it has to have a little flair.”
Would I have children with them? “Nah, she’d go off and become a freaking doctor or something and I’d be a constantly-stuck-at-home house-husband. I’d prefer to keep a little bit of my manhood going into my later years.”
Would I die for them? “Maybe, on a good day. Or, in the same circumstance as the whole wedding thing — apply some alcohol and set me up in Vegas, and we’ll see.”
