OKAY THINGS FROM MY CONCERT:
WET T SHIRT CONTEST LIAM. Never thought I would say this, but GOD BLESS LOUIS TOMLINSON. AND GOD BLESS WHITE COTTON T SHIRTS.
HARRY LOCATED PROBABLY THE ONLY PREGNANT WOMAN IN THE AUDIENCE OF COURSE.
He also saw that a young fan had fallen asleep (HOW I DO NOT KNOW) and he asked her mom what her name was and how old she was (Lydia, age 7), before scREAMING INTO THE MICROPHONE “WAKE UP LYDIA. WE’RE NOT DONE YET.”
ALL THE PACKERS STUFF. FLAGS. CHEESE HEADS. HULK FISTS. POM POMS. CHEERLEADER HARRY IS REAL AND HOT AF.
One of the first things Niall said was how great Wisconsin was because it was the home of cheese and beer. AND HE WAS IN SHEBOYGAN FOR THE TOURNAMENT DAMMIT NIALL HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS. (Apparently I didn’t know Cal was from Sheboygan? GOD BLESS.)
Harry asked us all if we liked cheese and then started shouting how he’s laCTOSE INTOLERANT (is this true!??!???). WHAT A FUCKING NERD
HARRY MADE US HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR JORDY NELSON’S KNEE THE FUCKING NERD HE IS (Jordy’s out for the season, that is why).
SOME IDIOTS FROM CHICAGO SHOWED UP IN BEARS JERSEYS AND A SIGN AND HARRY TOLD US TO BOO THEM (so we did OF COURSE), and then he was like, “the people outside must think we’re horrible.”
THEY DID DRAG ME DOWN AND I DIED
NIALL DID A JIG DURING ACT MY AGE AND I DIED
NIALL WORE A RED JUMPER DURING NIGHT CHANGES AND I DIED (going out tonight, changes into something red, etc).
LIAM HAS THE BEST FUCKING VOICE IN THE BAND DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS. HE HAD THE BEST RIFFS AND IMPROVISATIONS, HE SWITCHED UP MELODIES AND MADE ME DIE.
I was also really surprised to see how many of Zayn’s solos Niall has taken over, he’s doing an awesome job and I love it.
Okay I think that might be all
BUT LIAM IN A WHITE WET T SHIRT. CLINGING TO HIS MUSCLES.
