#kaylesmoothie

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i have been reassured by the Master of Mail

thank you o wise kaylesmoothie

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me: i c u

kaylesmoothie: well i don't see you

me: straight

me: tall

me: blonde

me: bright blue

kaylesmoothie: you ain't straight smh

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OKAY THINGS FROM MY CONCERT:

WET T SHIRT CONTEST LIAM. Never thought I would say this, but GOD BLESS LOUIS TOMLINSON. AND GOD BLESS WHITE COTTON T SHIRTS. 

HARRY LOCATED PROBABLY THE ONLY PREGNANT WOMAN IN THE AUDIENCE OF COURSE.

He also saw that a young fan had fallen asleep (HOW I DO NOT KNOW) and he asked her mom what her name was and how old she was (Lydia, age 7), before scREAMING INTO THE MICROPHONE “WAKE UP LYDIA. WE’RE NOT DONE YET.”

ALL THE PACKERS STUFF. FLAGS. CHEESE HEADS. HULK FISTS. POM POMS. CHEERLEADER HARRY IS REAL AND HOT AF. 

One of the first things Niall said was how great Wisconsin was because it was the home of cheese and beer. AND HE WAS IN SHEBOYGAN FOR THE TOURNAMENT DAMMIT NIALL HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS. (Apparently I didn’t know Cal was from Sheboygan? GOD BLESS.)

Harry asked us all if we liked cheese and then started shouting how he’s laCTOSE INTOLERANT (is this true!??!???). WHAT A FUCKING NERD

HARRY MADE US HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR JORDY NELSON’S KNEE THE FUCKING NERD HE IS (Jordy’s out for the season, that is why). 

SOME IDIOTS FROM CHICAGO SHOWED UP IN BEARS JERSEYS AND A SIGN AND HARRY TOLD US TO BOO THEM (so we did OF COURSE), and then he was like, “the people outside must think we’re horrible.”

THEY DID DRAG ME DOWN AND I DIED

NIALL DID A JIG DURING ACT MY AGE AND I DIED

NIALL WORE A RED JUMPER DURING NIGHT CHANGES AND I DIED (going out tonight, changes into something red, etc).

LIAM HAS THE BEST FUCKING VOICE IN THE BAND DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS. HE HAD THE BEST RIFFS AND IMPROVISATIONS, HE SWITCHED UP MELODIES AND MADE ME DIE.

I was also really surprised to see how many of Zayn’s solos Niall has taken over, he’s doing an awesome job and I love it. 

Okay I think that might be all

BUT LIAM IN A WHITE WET T SHIRT. CLINGING TO HIS MUSCLES.

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It's time to face the facts: I'm cute.

[ninasbabie]

Tagged by rowanwhitethorne, thank you Lys! :)

physical book or ebook: Well, I love physical books but I have been reading ebooks for almost 3 years now, so.

audio book or in hand: In hand. I haven’t read books with audio books. Too weird? lol

paperback or hardcover: I only own one hardcover but I fell in love with it ;__; I wish I could have loooots! 

adult or young adult: i read both genres, really.

series or standalone: Depends what I am in the mood for, usually I prefer series.  

dog ears or bookmarks: Omg, bookmarks! I have had to go for dog ears but bookmarks, always.

breaking the spine or barely opening the book: Like I said, I dont really read physical books, but I guess I barely open the book? They’re like my babies.

borrow or buy: Buy! I like to know the book is always available to me. Not having to worry about giving it back.

bookstore or online: Online, sadly. The bookstores here don’t have a wide range of young adult in their original language (English) or there are books I have read already.

fiction or nonfiction: Fiction! Non fiction tends to bore me.

fantasy world or real life issues: I’m such a sucker for fantasy. I L O V E IT.

kindle, ipad or other: I read on my phone and a samsung tablet. And I need glasses, bye.

monster read or short and sweet: What even classifies are “monster read”? I read books with 400 pages (average) so I dont think I have ever read a monster read. </3 But I don’t really enjoy short and sweet books.

starry eyed romance or full of action: Books with both are my weakness. That, I have realized this year.

read the review or decide yourself: Usually a review, to be honest. Or if a friend talks a lot about it I know I have to read it.

zombies or unicorns: cyborgs! I’m obsessed with the lunar chronicles. sorry, not sorry

I tag vanessainpinks and kaylesmoothie :)

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kaylesmoothie replied to your photo “Reasons not to go to work today: Marriage equality I’m too pretty”

It's true you are too pretty

I’m positively beaming after reading this !!!

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kaylesmoothie good news I am alive except a muscle in my arm won’t stop twitching ALSO ban.do has its agendas out for next year and they are glorious  

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kaylesmoothie said: you are too sweet <3 but it’s mostly like…i love zarry but i feel like i cannot write it anymore </3

ME GOd i know its actually so upsetting wTF