I was trying to imagine what would happen if Dorlene were nowadays celebrities and reading thirst tweets on BuzzFeed, and I think that it would have been just a video of them outfreaking the tweets and flirting with each other. Marlene would be like, “Oh, you want Dorcas to **** your world until you’re empty? I’ve done that once or twice, and it was so good I genuinely reached Nirvana,” and Dorcas said, “Mmh, those tweets give me a lot of ideas” (grabs Marlene’s thigh inappropriately). Might try it tonight.”
The same would happen for Emelia (Emma x Amelia) Rosekiller and Wolfstar.














