#emerald dads

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I got inspired, so...

Techza au where Techno is a farmer. He is just a farmer. Nothing special, actually. He has a little plot of land, a few animals and some good crops he sells for cheap. He doesn't need much.

Except one day, his animals start dying.

He finds it weird. Maybe it's wolves? But his region didn't have the necessary fauna for wolves. Coyotes? Maybe, but that didn't seem likely - he got big dogs.

Then his crops start getting weaker. The soil gets bad. He becomes desperate. Until one day he comes home and finds...

Well, he finds Phil. Or whatever Phil is. He looks human, but also looks wrong. And he is hungry. Very hungry.

And honestly? Techno could use the hand. Could use the company. So Phil stays.

So yeah! Farmer x Eldritch Abomination Beyond Human Comprehension.

[soundsoftechzakissing]

techno the type of guy to find a cat and her litter living under his porch and bring them inside to love them forever while Phil the type of guy to claim "we can't have more pets, Techno. we have too many already" and then be found a few days later laying on the couch with half a dozen cats cuddling with him

Techno takes blackmail pics

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Techza au where Techno and Phil are co-hosts of a very popular TV show. Their gimmick? To pretend they hate eachother. The truth? They are married.

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Techza au where Emperor Technoblade and General Philza are most definitely, undoubtedly fucking... for lack of a better word.

Techno comes back from a particularly stressful meeting with his advisors? Say no more, because the General is already sitting by the table and waiting for him to take him.

Phil is sore and tired from a full day of training? Do not worry, Techno is already behind him massaging his shoulders and trailing kisses all across his neck and jaw.

Just want to stay in bed and be lazy all day? Well, two are way better than one and besides, you can always cuddle after that.

They swear it's only something casual. I mean, they have been best friends, companions, brothers in arms for centuries! Of course they would have familiarised with their bodies by that time. It's definitely a non platonic thing made by two platonic friends.

Just ignore the way they look at eachother when the sunlight hits them just right. Or how it's seems easier to breath when the other is around. Or how effortlessly funny they find the other

They are 100% roommates.

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Techno is the unknowingly, accidentally sexy but looking like he did it on purpose to Phil's purposefully sexy but acting oblivious.

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Hear me out! Toxic Techza lab au with scientist Philza and volunteer subject Techno. He is there to be tested and they both might or not like to hurt eachother.

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Bisexual/Pansexual Techza for bi visibility month! This applies for fem!Techza as well.

Breath if you agree.

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i mis techza. someone wanna ramble about techza perhaps?