#emerald ronin

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Is Johnny/Kenshi canon?

God I fucking wish what with *gestures wildly* that...

The tears Kenshi is fighting for his life against when that scene with Sento happens. How Johnny screams out his name when he's blinded. How Johnny's first thought when he properly wakes up in Shang's lab is to check on Kenshi. How Kenshi considers being in Johnny's film. How two of the intros tells us that Kenshi did in fact take some roles for him. How Johnny tied him to a fucking chair. How Johnny refused to leave him behind so he could reclaim the Taira clan's honour.

"Just don't forget who gave it to you Takahashi"

"I won't."

"I can't not when you-" "You saved my life. It's yours." I know Johnny's talking about Sento but I also like to think he's talking about his life too.

[between-the-matches-verse]

Throughout the Eras Incorrect Quotes #4

Ashrah: Truth or dare?

Sareena: Truth.

Ashrah: How many hours have you slept this week?

Sareena:

Sareena: Dare.

Ashrah: Go to sleep.

Sareena: I don't like this game.

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Kenshi: Did Johnny Cage just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Kitana: Yeah, he did.

Kenshi: And did I just do finger guns back?

Kitana: Yeah, you did.

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Sindel: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Scorpion: Do you love Sareena?

Sub-Zero: Yeah, I do.

Scorpion: Smoke! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Smoke: We all love Sareena. You should've asked if he was IN love with her.

Sub-Zero: I thought that was implied.

Smoke: ...

Scorpion: ...

Sub-Zero, looking straight at Smoke: Congrats Scorpion, you just won 100 bucks.

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Rain: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Kitana: A pet WHAT?!

Mileena: William Snakespeare.

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Raiden: I am Raiden, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

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Mk12 spoilers

Not over the smile Johnny gives Kenshi when they're talking bout Johnny's film Wicked Planet and Kenshi says he can picture the manticore battle perfectly.

Kenshi having canonically watched and enjoyed Johnny's works means everything to me after too long of everyone looking down on Johnny and his work.

Also sidenote: Johnny being the reason the games were even created sends me

[between-the-matches-verse]

Throughout the Eras Incorrect Quotes #1

*Sub-Zero teaching Scorpion to drive and taking Smoke along for the ride*

Sub-Zero: That's a pothole. To the left!

Scorpion: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Smoke, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Scorpion: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Sub-Zero, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Scorpion: Country Roads.

Smoke: To the place.

Scorpion and Smoke in unison: I Belong!

Sub-Zero, crying harder: What the fuck?

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Mileena: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Tanya: Peonies, why?

Mileena:

Tanya: Were you going to get me flowers?

Mileena:

Tanya:

Mileena: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Raiden: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Liu Kang, used to Raiden being dumb: Sure...

Raiden: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Liu Kang: Okay?

Raiden: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Liu Kang:

Raiden: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Liu Kang: Jesus, that one is a little-

Kung Lao, interested: No, no, Raiden, keep going.

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Johnny Cage: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Kenshi: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Johnny Cage: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Kitana, on a walkie talkie: This is Kitana, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Li Mei: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Tanya, with Mileena and Kitana behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Li Mei: Yes…three.

Tanya: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Li Mei: Wha-

Tanya: Rain FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Sareena: A banker? Me?

Ashrah: Yes, Sareena.

Sareena: But I don’t know anything about running a bank!

Ashrah: Good. No preconceived ideas.

Sareena: I’ve robbed banks!

Ashrah: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.

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Johnny says Tanya is Mileena’s best friend, and also says that Kenshi is his best friend. Interesting (like that Miranda Cosgrove meme).

Wait does he actually say Tanya's Mileena's best friend?.

Also I think him calling Kenshi best friend might be another reference but I'm not sure what to

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People out the Jonshi loop: They’re such good friends!

Me: They’re gay, Harold!

Look at everything about them, they're in love

[between-the-matches-verse]

Throughout the Eras Incorrect Quotes #2

Sub-Zero: The stars are so beautiful...

Sareena: They're just giant balls of gas.

Sub-Zero: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Sareena: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Sub-Zero: Oh...

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Smoke: *on the phone with Scorpion* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.

Scorpion: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.

Smoke: Maybe.

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Tanya: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Scorpion: Liu Kang quivers before her!

Tanya: Fuck off!

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Smoke: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Rain: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Smoke: No, like, U R A Q T.

Rain: Awwww!

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Havik: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Sareena: Being a fish.

Havik: Well, shit.

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Raiden: Why are your tongues purple?

Johnny Cage: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Kenshi: I had a red one.

Raiden: oh.

Raiden:

Raiden: OH.

Kung Lao:

Kung Lao: You drank each others slushies?

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MK12 Spoilers

I want to paint them so badly.