#emergency-surgery

[6969420bc-blog]

Dumbest thing I ever did was try and hook up w my ex's ex to get revenge on her. I took a pic of him & posted it to facebook and she saw and got pissed. needless to say its been like 3 months and it's still awkward with him and i. also those two are back together now.

omg dang yo

[deez-nuts-for-real-justice]

I want to make up a ridiculous story for notes and see how many believe it. Like, "I was in Walmart and a lady told her son he couldn't be the pink ranger for halloween cuz pink is for girls. I slapped that lady across the face and said "stop enforcing gender roles on your child!" Then the whole store burst into applause and I didn't get an aggravated assault charge."

*coughs* I'm running a competition for that that noone's entered :( 

[6969420bc-blog]

I made the mistake of google image searching "die antwoord" in public. Ninja's nudes were one of the first results

[keithbcarter-blog]

1) I’m young and healthy.

[williammbradshaw-blog]

My boyfriend just had to have an emergency surgery to remove a very large external hemorrhoid this morning.