#emily posting

[thisisahypnokinkblog]

I have discovered that omorashi is really hot actually. So, uh, onto the kink list it goes

[heartfulrosebud]

personal questions ask game:

13, 14, 28, 36, 37 :D

13. if you had to choose one POSITIVE word to describe yourself, what would it be?

Ah beans (and rice), the tough one. Well I'm gonna go with caring; I do genuinely care about people and I think I do a good enough job extending help and kindness to people who need it

14. do you collect anything?

No, but only bcuz of lack of money lol. I'd love to have a physical specimen of every periodic table element I can get my hands on, and I'd love to have a much bigger pin/sticker collection than I currently have

28. when you're sad, do you prefer to lister to music to match your mood, or listen to happy music?

Depends! If I'm still in the downward swing I usually listen to music that matches my mood, and if I'm past the worst of it and am trying to claw my way back up I'll usually listen to more upbeat/up tempo music (even if it isn't necessarily happy)

36. do you paint your nails?

I have an absolutely horrible nail biting habit so unfortunately I can't. I'll break it one day though, and when I do my nails are gonna be fierce as fuck

37. what's an uncommon/specific /obscure topic you're interested in?

Relationships! Interpersonal relationships of any kind are just fascinating to me, and I love learning about patterns in relationships, the ways they form, the reasons why people act the way they do in them, and the ways it shapes each involved person over time. This started as primarily an interest in character dynamics in stories (which is still my #1 thing I focus on forever) but as of late it's broadened to wanting to really understand relationships in real life, too

Thanks for the questions !

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

A Return to Something Like Normal

Sometime during her break, Emily had decided that her apartment, which had previously been meant for one, needed to be updated to meet the requirements of three. She had ordered a few pieces of furniture, including an art desk, foldable tv trays and a new tank with accessories to reunite Ass with her tiny black ball python, Venom. Another exciting purchase, the seraph had ordered a comfy outdoor couch that fit the three of them so they could all sit and watch the sunrise together, although there were several night spent on it as well, watching the stars and sharing their love however they could.

Emily didn’t want to leave her apartment. She’d essentially spent the last few weeks of her vacation nesting with her lovers and the idea of leaving the safety and comfort was not a pleasant one. Of course, they had gone out a few times together, (Shamira had even gone out on her own once) however this was different.

This would mark the first time she was truly separated from Ass since Sera had tried to unmake her.

Hindsight being 20x20, things had worked out for the best in the end! She wouldn’t trade her golden guardian for the world now! But, the fear that perhaps Sera would try again was never far from her mind and the chances of them being as lucky the second time was… slim at best.

And so, despite knowing it would make her a bit late, she spent a few extra minutes that morning on the balcony with her two warriors. A warm cocoon of wings and strong arms enveloping her as they softly spoke, laughing about nothing in particular, all of them trying to pretend they weren’t about to miss each other for the first time since they began.

But all good things must be ruined by career, as one winner had put it a little over a hundred years ago. It hadn’t made much sense at the time considering her career was everything to her then, but it made perfect sense now.

She finished getting ready, final soft kisses given freely to her guardian with a hand on her cheek and hungrier kisses for her flame ending with a light smack to Ass’s rear. Waving goodbye, she opened a portal to just outside the Joy Team™️ office building. She could have placed the portal inside, but something about that felt wrong after her leave of absence.

What she expected to walk into was a pristine office space, probably more well kept than she had left it considering the way that Penelope had assured her she had nothing to worry about. Emily really wasn’t sure how to describe the feeling in her chest knowing that things were running smoothly without her. Something like anxiety or fear that she might be replaced.

(But would that be so bad? A change of career?)

She was not prepared for charred walls, cracked furniture, broken windows and Penelope sitting forlorn at her desk with her head in her hands.

Emily blinked as she looked around at the mess. “Hey Pen, how’s it been… uh… going?” She took cautious steps forward, trying to avoid stepping on debris or tripping over metal reusable bottles.

The winner had a lot of mouse-like features, large rounded ears, a nose that pointed up just a bit past where it did in her mortal life and a tail she generally kept wrapped around her waist like a belt until she got too worked up, when it would end up in her hand as she worried the end. Penelope’s face as she looked up at Emily was very reminiscent of the human she once was though. Her mouth pressed tightly together, her eyebrows scrunched together, her chin dimpled as she did her best not to grind her teeth that sometimes felt too large for her mouth. Tear tracks down her cheeks darkening the short, light fur her heavenly form had given her.

“I lied to you, and if you fire me, I won’t blame you. I thank you for your time and never ending support thus far… please forgive me, Joy Bringer. I am… a failure.” She hung her head low and clamped her hands behind her neck, waiting for Emily to drop the guillotine.

Despite herself, Emily laughed. She threw her head back, not cruelly, but joyously. Maybe Adina was an awful Joy Bringer, but she definitely brought Emily some in that moment.

“I’m not going to fire you, Penelope. You’ve been a very valuable member of this team and I don’t think I’d ever be able to find someone else with your attention to detail.” Penelope looked up hopefully a smile working its way onto her face at the praise. Emily grinned to encourage it, placing a hand on her shoulder. “Now, where’s everyone else? We need to get this place cleaned up!”

Right on cue, the door to the break room burst open and Maple, spraying a fire extinguisher into the room she entered from, appeared.

“Don’t worry, I found the fire extinguisher!” Her antlers held a fire retardant blanket and the fire extinguisher in her hands (which was not one owned by Joy Team™️ last Emily knew) had some of the foam still hanging out of the end of the tube.

“Well! That’s great news! Thank you, Maple!”

Before Emily could say anything more, the break room was alight once more as Terry sneezed. Maple jumped, her little wings flapping high as she let loose the fire extinguisher. “BEGONE HELLFIRE!!!”

To Emily’s eternal amusement and shock, the ceiling decided in that moment to give way, dropping Ellen, Duckton and Chad to the ground, their card game spilling across the floor.

“Emily’s back!!! Is it Monday already?” Ellen laughed nervously as she brushed dust off herself. “We uh, we missed you! Please make sure Adina and Joyer don’t find me pleasepleaseplease…”

“I-”

“Emily! It’s so good to see you! We’re all glad that you’re ba… ba… ahCHOO!!!” Terry’s sneeze lit the corner of Penelope’s cubicle and motivational puppy calendar, the last clean and orderly part of the room, perhaps even the whole building.

With a vicious spray, Maple stopped the fire, coating Penelope and her cubicle.

“Penelope?”

“Yes, Emily?”

“Take the day off.”

“Thank you.”

…

It was long work, but with Emily back at the helm, the remaining crew returned the office to its former glory.

And Emily planned a workshop on safety.

[meangirlsautism]

they should’ve casted me as emily in the until dawn movie SMH

[tuff-emily]

Considered making this for my twitter but have been turned off using that site so gonna post this here instead.

Here's some of my fave TV and movies I've watched this year

1)wolfwalkers

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Top 5 (OR TEN) songs and beverages rn!!!!! Please 😊🤲

I'm gonna mix and match it and make it top 5 songs and top 5 drinks rn bcuz you can't stop me

Top 5 songs:

1. Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage by the band Fish in a Birdcage. I'm just like lowkey obsessed with it, first heard it a few weeks ago

2. Give Me Your Blood by Everything Everything. It was the 10 year anniversary of their album Get To Heaven a month or two back, and for it they released two demos that haven't ever been heard before. This is one of them, and it's really hood

3. The Curse of Elkhart by Murder By Death. My best friend recommended the band to me, and after listening to one of their albums earlier this week this song has been completely stuck in my head

4. A Dark Place For Somewhere Beautiful by Nova Twins. Been really messing with Nova Twins again lately after cooling on them for a little bit, and this one is standing out to me

5. Hola by Miranda! Bennie introduced me to it and it's so so catchy, I'm still listening to it on repeat here and there months later

And top 5 drinks:

1. Mango smoothies. I've been on a huge mango kick recently I'm obsessed with them

2. Vanilla cold brew shakes. The restaurant I work at has them and they're really good, and one of the few coffee related things that manage to not have too much caffeine without being disgusting (too much caffeine makes my heart feel very funny)

3. Dragonfruit sprite. My work has dragonfruit syrup for straight lemonade, but at the recommendation of a coworker I put the syrup in sprite instead and it's even better

4. It's an alcoholic beverage, but when I visited friends earlier this month we all tried French 77s, which were so much tastier than I expected. Definitely going in my normal drinks rotation

5. Water is always a top 5 classic I won't ever get enough of. Probably because of the HRT constantly dehydrating me

Thank you for the question!!!

[heartfulrosebud]

Hmmm. Contemplerating making a fanfic master post to pin. I don't exactly have an expansive catalogue (I've been very uninterested in writing any until this year) and it'd be exclusively Dungeon Meshi for quite a while, but it might motivate me to actually keep writing this stuff. Or maybe not. The pastabilities are endless