#sciencecore

[labdynastes]

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

[xanaxfarts]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[marthajefferson]

human brain angiogram, 2023 young bare-branched oak, 2016

[zegalba]

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[strangestcase]

(Smugly, confidently) I’m the most fuckable subject in this evil as fuck laboratory

[labcoated-lunacy]

If you got turned into a mad science experiment, which would you most like to be?

classic frankenstein's monster

tentacle abomination

flesh abomination

cyborg (robot exterior, human interior)

cyborg (human exterior, robot interior)

SLIME

fucked up chimera-style creature (combo of various animals)

human consciousness downloaded into a computer

whatever tf was going on with that guy from i have no mouth and i must scream

walrus

other (describe in tags!)

Voting ended onApr 9, 2024

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