Ad placement in movies is boring and annoying, but imagine how funny it would be if it was in fanfiction ☠️
Eminem leaned in to connect his lips with mine, and time slowed as we ate out each others mouths. Once to pulled away from the heaven sent kiss, he whispered into my right ear (my leafy ear has tinnitus), the sound of rain fading into the background as I focused my body on his rhythmic words.
“Babe…” the rapper grunted, sending shivers down my damp neck.
“Is that Chanel n*5 perfume released in 1921 on a brain rattling shattering selling price of $49.99?” M.M rapped the words next to my ear before pulling away with an iconic grin slithering across his face as raindrops ran down his perfectly natural jawline.
“What the fuck?”




















