#emmau5

[straightwhiteboystexting]

emmau5:

Asked my coworkers friend for a ride to get food and back cause he was supposed to pay me back, but then I get sprung the “pretend to be all innocent about sending this text” act. 

Also he’s married. 

[thecolorplaid]

Probably late to the game, but hey!

your love of disney is hugely confusing to me and walt was an anti-semite

[hobbitjess]

Emily come back I love you

[hobbitjess]

So far, I haven't really gotten super drunk. Just a constant state of sort of drunk.

[hobbitjess]

Okay. Bear with me. Imma drunk rant real quick.

Please don't ever drunk cuddle with someone if you don't actually mean anything by it. Granted, I still haven't talked to said person about it, so maybe they did mean something. But yeah. I'm gonna complain anyway.

Okay, okay. I'm done.

P.S. Boys are stupid.

Also, Shout out to my girl, Emily.

[taergalive]

Sorry that I hurt your soul D;

Oh my goodness! I’m sorry. That was actually really rude of me. 

I'm not used to people paying attention to what I say. Still it was rude. Sorry