what do we look like, dc punks?

alex, 28, he/they. definitely not a bunch of gnomes in a trenchcoat.

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[bubbleteavangelist]

[theonion]

Amid a series of sudden actions overhauling landmark federal conservation regulations, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a public statement Friday warning monarch butterflies to “count your fucking days.”

EPA officials confirmed plans to roll back dozens of environmental protections for the vulnerable insect population, vowing to introduce new standards for decimating monarch habitats and saying they would take particular joy in dismantling rules that safeguard those “smug, spotted fucks.”

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[dopethrone-deactivated20241028]

Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

[danlous]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[dogpuppy]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

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[asteroidtroglodyte]

Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

[tierrlist]

ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN!

[moshimoshibe]

dizzy

[izumi-is-blah]

Goth Bridget redesign that I've meaning to do for like 2 years~

[sugarcubedd]

Normies learning about Venom for the first time has been incredibly funny

[each-dustbin1]

Found the best FighterZ entry nothing is topping this

Also, it's already a reddit post by somebody else but I gotta add it anyways, the Michael Blade trilogy

[each-dustbin1]

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