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Just another incorrect Twilight quote from Emmett Cullen.

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Emmett, tackling a wildcat to the ground: WHAT TEAM!?

Emmett, tackling Edward to the ground: GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

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Alice: (eyes go vacant and she gasps in horror)

Esme: What did you see, Alice? You seem distressed.

Alice: Someone is going to show Edward the music video for "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down tomorrow. He's going to think it's so relatable. We're going to hear it for months.

Emmett, bursting through the wall in a panic: Our room is closest to his. This must be stopped violently and immediately. Who do we gotta eat?

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The concept of vampire hearing in Twilight lore suggests that at one point in her human life, Bella farted on the top story of the house and Emmett started dying of laughter from two floors down.

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My old neighbor (who was known only as "Keegs") had some Big Emmett Energy. In the year we lived next to each other he:

Organized a 3am outdoor boxing match in January because the icy parking lot would make it "more spicy".

Got so drunk that he fell asleep with his face resting in 1/2 a bowl of spilled Easy Mac on the walkway outside our apartments.

Called me Snow White because his roomie's asshole cat loved me.

Invited me to play beer pong every Friday night for a year even though he knew I didn't drink very often (just cause he wanted me to feel included and welcome).

Asked which mornings I had to work so he didn't schedule parties the night before.

Got a kitten, named him Boots O'Reilly, and spoiled the shit out of him.

Had a different secret handshake with each of his 3 roomies.

Called his car the Burger Fetching Device.

The man was a walking ball of raw Chaotic Good Vibes.

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Emmett Cullen, holding a lightsaber: All women are queens!

Mike Newton, holding a lightsaber: If she breathes, she's a thot!

Edward Cullen: What's happening?!