#twilightenment

[live-from-flaturn]

I present unto thee, my unwilling victims, THAILIGHT! The ending is an homage to the fact that Universal's original Twilight script included a jet-ski chase scene with the CIA.

Source:

- transcript of a Catherine Hardwicke interview, October 2018

[themeadowscene]

of course people can do what they want but personally, for me, I think it’s a shame when fanfics change Bella’s favorite color to something other than brown. as though brown is too boring or something?

I know she said her favorite color changes—but I think brown is actually a really interesting and unusual answer! and it also serves to characterise her and where she is at that moment of the story—she misses Arizona, she finds beauty in the apparently plain or mundane, she’s not concerned with what other people find valuable and what they don’t (see also: rustbucket truck)

and then the subtle, everyday romance of the response “you’re right, brown is warm” while he looks at her. why would you voluntarily get rid of that just to have her say purple or another common favorite color? idgi

[bellasredchevy]

[angels-thanat0s]

jake/bella headcanons???? pls???

Hoe about some late summer/early autumn vibes for our favorite pair??

There is a drive in theater about 2 hours away from Forks. Bella and Jake load the back of Bellas truck up with pillows and blankets (and snacks snuck in under the blankets). They take the long drive and commit to a double feature at the theater, backed into the parking spot, sharing the blankets in the bed of the truck for warmth. The stars twinkle overhead, the vintage corded speaker hanging over the side of the truck blaring the movie's score so loud they don't even have to whisper to heckle the movie

One of the farms past city limits sets up a hay maze, complete with scare actors dressed like scarecrows ready to jump out at passersby. Bella's unphased, she's seen far worse than a raggedy scarecrow. But Jake? Who would have guessed that he would be so jumpy? He claims it was more due to anxiety surrounding losing his sense of direction, but the scare actors would disagree.

For Bella's birthday, Jake arranges a surprise bonfire party in La Push. He collects pine branches fallen from a recent storm. Billy and Charlie provide snacks on a large fold out table Charlie borrowed from the diner. A cooler is filled with sodas for all the attendees, but Jake keeps two aside, warm like they're used to drinking in the garage. Bella hates surprises, and parties, but its really not that different from the other weekends out there, so she lets it slide. Until gift giving time comes, and she lets out a dramatic groan and protests. She's rendered nearly speechless when Jake gives her a beautiful handmade cutting board, and instructions on how to take care of it.

[disast3rtransp0rt]

Obi-Wan seeing a hallucination of his ex in the distance right before something dangerous happens:

[queer-coded-camaro-driver]

I desperately want to write a sitcom about the Cullens and the Pointe du Loc-de Lioncourts moving in next to each other.

The individual vampire lore for either group remains the same and the stark difference between their literary origins is never once directly addressed.

The Interview family only come out at night and the Cullens never sleep. Louis and Carlisle go hunting together for animal blood while Lestat and Claudia zip up to Canada for snacks. Esme offers to do their interior design and doesn't mention the coffins. Claudia is not registered at the Cullens' high school and nobody says shit. There's a blue tint over every interior shot of the Cullen residence that is conspicuously absent from the Interview household.

I shall call it "This Neighborhood Sucks".

[haletwinsstan]

AU where Nessie is a normal baby so the second part of Breaking Dawn is just the Cullens trying to remember how the fuck humans work like this vibe

[chrisflemingslegs]

Me, a seasoned D&D player, watching the new season of Stranger Things: Oh shit, Vecna?! Fuck yeah!!! This is gonna be wild.

Me after realizing that Vecna is played by Jamie Cambell Bower: Caius Volturi what are you doing here!?!?