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i did my bi-monthly checkup on @lifedoesntdiscriminate aka Milton from the emo coven saga and am somehow more concerned than ever

#emo coven #muppet joker #the muppet joker #milton #hamilton fandom #hamilton musical #I guess they are into cats now #rip the croaker

oh…. my god…. THEY'RE PLAYING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!

fanart of the (now semi-disbanded) emo coven (@mydarlingathena, @minuseyes, @lifedoesntdiscriminate, also @the-muppet-joker, and a bonus Closet Man)

#if tumblr eats the quality of the image im gonna be so mad i spent like four days on this #emo coven #can i ping literally any more people my god #lol #the brotherhood #croakerverse #croakerverse fanart #art mistaker

Lore fact: During his time in the emo coven, the muppet joker (untagged) ran what she called “croakeroke night”, where he sang songs but alternated between a kermit the frog and a joker impression, claiming that the “souls of his lovers were using [him] as a vessel to express their love to each other”

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #the croakerverse lore #croaker #the croaker #the muppet joker #muppet joker #emo roommate coven #emo coven #kermit #joker #the-muppet-joker

I was so invested in Muppet Joker lore I had a nightmare that I was living in a 3 story off the grid cottage with Athena, Sage, Milton, and the Croaker. There was also an old woman who was like the head of the household and she made us get jobs in a town that was a 20 minute walk away (we had no cars or other transportation). I got in trouble for being on my phone while I was supposed to be hanging up our clothes to dry outside.

#the croakerverse #emo coven #I woke up afraid because I thought it was real and I was late for my daily chores #also the old lady took all our paychecks #I blame Strange Aeons for this #strange aeons

Lore fact: Sage’s (@minuseyes) favorite food is the 2006 discontinued line of ketchup called “EZ Squirt Ketchup.” Since it is, in fact, discontinued, Sage(@minuseyes) has slowly been hoarding every single unopened bottle of “EZ Squirt Ketchup” in existence!

Pictured is a very real photograph I took when I literally and actually broke into its house!

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #the croakerverse lore #sage #sage croakerverse #emo coven

The Chronicles of My Brother Watching @strange-aeons 's Video About the Emo Coven/Muppet Joker

Quotes:

"What is up with Tumblr?"

"Send help"

"What the hell"

Him: "How would past Muppet Joker react to this Muppet Joker?"

Me: "Fight to the death probably"

Me: "You're actually watching them with interest!"

Him: "If someone was being mauled by a bear, you would watch them wouldn't you?"

Him, in response to Milton describing his dream: "I think this is actually definitely a traumatic response"

"I think I know the root of the nightmares ngl"

"Imagine being new to Tumblr and just seeing this post"

"DID I JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT???"

"I am tired of people talking about his Muppet hole"

20 seconds later

"STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS MUPPET HOLE"

"I think it may have been all the BLACK MOLD AND CARBON MONOXIDE"

"I don't think this is how vampires work. Vampires don't start cults and try to summon Gerard Way"

Me: "Sooooo what did you think?"

Him: "I think all of these people have something deeply wrong with them"

Expressions

Befuddled look x14

Concerned look to me x2

Disbelieving chuckles x11

Actual chuckles x6

Actual laughs x5

Look of genuine horror x1 (witnessed the rot)

Final Thoughts

I am very glad I made him watch this lmao

#muppet joker #the muppet joker #croakerverse #emo coven #strange aeons

I dont want Sage to be a villain, she seems like a victim too just like Milton. I kow sage hasnt treated milton well, but i think sage is deserving of help too

#the muppet joker #emo coven #croaker saga