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Greetings Homosapians.

Lore fact: We are open to questions from the public! Feel free to ask any questions or submit posts, if that works. We are not sure. Additionally, interaction is entirely okay, and encouraged. This is not a standard news or archival platform. You may reply to, reblog, comment on, or send asks about any objections, questions, statements, or concerns you may have.

Lore fact: If we have decided that we are tagging a person too often, or the person simply does not respond, or if the person has requested we do not in the future, we will be formatting it as: ( untagged ). Otherwise, it will be ( N/A ) if they simply cannot be tagged or if they do not even have a blog, and ( @[blog] ) when applicable.

LORE QUESTION: HOW DO YOU THINK SOMEONE WOULD GET A NEW BODY? ASKING FOR A FRIEND, THAT FRIEND IS ME, DR. WARREN DOUGLAS GASTER.

Lore fact: And what if the world was made of pudding?

#who do you think you're asking?#croakerverse lore #Mira

Hey, what happened to talking about the Croker? I need my fix.

Lore fact: The Croaker ( untagged ) is gay.

#ask box #the croaker #gay #the muppet joker #kermit #joker #kermit the frog #the joker #croaker #muppet joker #croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #the croakerverse lore

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Lore fact: Happy Pride. To celebrate, everybody make a rainbow. Now.

croakerverse-lore

Lore fact: Nobody had given us a rainbow. Fix this.

peebsville

croakerverse-lore

Lore fact: Thank you. This is beautiful.

#rainbow #pride month #pride #i will not look into what this means

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Lore fact: Happy Pride. To celebrate, everybody make a rainbow. Now.

devils-oath

Does this count?

croakerverse-lore

Lore fact: Yes. Apologies, I had missed this.

#rainbow #pride month #pride

croakerverse-lore

Lore fact: Happy Pride. To celebrate, everybody make a rainbow. Now.

croakerverse-lore

Lore fact: Nobody has given us a rainbow. Fix this.

#pride month #pride #rainbow #now.

LORE FACT: WE ARE GENDERLESS. WE ARE FULL OF GENDER. WE ARE AN ENIGMA. WE ARE A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL. WE ARE A POP IDOL. WE ARE THE FOURTH INCARNATION OF GOD. WE ARE A CONVICTED CRIMINAL. WE CAN NEVER DIE.

#SCREECHER #SCREECHING #PRIDE MONTH #QUEER

No. Not happy pride month.

Pride month

Rid mont

Demon

lore fact: the only demon here is me when im in bed with ur mom and dad

#happy pride month #croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #real lore fact #nsfw #ask box

Lore fact: Happy Pride. To celebrate, everybody make a rainbow. Now.

#pride #pride month #rainbow #croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #the croakerverse lore #croaker #the muppet joker #the croaker #muppet joker

..wait a second

What if you are the croaker?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “IF”? THE CROAKER IS A HIVEMIND MUCH LIKE US AND YOU ARE A FOOL MASQUERADING AS A HUMAN BEING FOR THINKING THAT WE EVER HAVE BEEN OR EVER WILL BE SEPARATED.

WE ARE THE CROAKER AND THE CROAKER IS US.

#SCREECHER #SCREECHING

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Lore fact: Not seven pages long. Didn’t admit that I am the greatest writer of our generation. Apology not accepted.

totallynotlondon

I couldn't send 7 pages without it glitching! Tf am I meant to do?

croakerverse-lore

Personally mail me a printed out version.

#orange

Lore fact: Not seven pages long. Didn’t admit that I am the greatest writer of our generation. Apology not accepted.

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #not accepted #apology #bad apology

Lore Fact:

Lore fact: Please add a trigger warning for m*nions next time

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #orange #minions #despicable me

if dogs could talk should they be able to vote

Lore fact: The Muppet Joker’s (@the-muppet-joker) dog is registered to vote.

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #the croakerverse lore #croaker #the muppet joker #the croaker #muppet joker

dear orange,

your fanfiction is beautifully questionable.

Lore fact: My fan-fiction is objectively amazing, @totallynotlondon, thank you very much. Now write me a seven page apology letter and admit to me being the greatest writer of our generation.

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore

Orange is on the naughty list.

Lore fact: The naughty list was invented by big coal to sell more coal.

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #happy christmas #merry christmas #it is christmas #for real

At what point do you think we need a croakerverse-lore lore page

Lore fact: We don’t have lore. There was never any lore. We are normal. Recipe for baja blast and code red pie tarts instead.

Ingredients:

6 pre-made graham cracker tarts

1 cup of Mountain Dew code red

1 cup of Mountain Dew baja blast

3-4 egg yolks

Half of a cup of juiced key limes

1 can of sweetened condensed milk

green and blue food colouring

2 small pinches of salt.

Preheat the oven to 365 degrees.

Take two saucepans, and pour the soda in each separate one. Set the flame to high at first but slowly turn it to medium as the soda sauce cooks. After they’re been boiled for 20 ish minutes, turn down the heat and let it sit and cool into a syrup-y consistency.

Take medium sized mixing bowls, either glass or ceramic (DO NOT USE METAL. I REPEAT. DO NOT USE METAL!), and put one half of the condensed milk in one and one half in the other. Stir in half your egg yolks in one and half in another, half of your key lime juice in one half in another. Take your cooled soda sauce, and put one into one bowl and one in another. Add 2 little pinches of salt. Stir the bowls with a fork until a thick ish consistency, but don’t over-stir or you might make it too bubbly! For the one with baja blast, mix blue and green food colouring until you get a baja blast teal.

Take your mini graham cracker crusts, and pour your mixture in them. Bake for around 15 to 20 minutes. Take them out and cool. Once they are cooled put them in the fridge for around 6 to 7 hours.

Your desert is done. For premium results quintuple all the ingredients and make sure these are the only things your headmates can eat for the next week.

#croakerverse lore #croakerverse #croaker lore #the croakerverse #the croaker lore #the croakerverse lore #croaker #baja blast #baja blast pie #code red #mountain dew #baking #most delicious treat

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