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[nextnumbermuppetjokerfan]

Croakerverse Wiki Is One Year Old 💥💥

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The Croakerverse Wiki hit one year on December 10th!! And I didn't even realize until just now! It's still very much so a work in progress, but so many people have contributed and my heart is very warm. Currently trying to figure out how I'd like to reformat the landing page (a recategorization is in order I think). Thank you to anyone that's contributed and lurked so far, and extra big thank you to people in the (original) Croakerverse Discord server

Welcome to The Croakerverse! An original story taking place through various Tumblr blogs, mainly following The-Muppet-Joker, Kermit. Resour

[my-blue-birdie]

oh god, it never goes away does it?

[the-muppet-joker]

Big Things Coming

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[minuseyes]

Whatever happened to Mil and Athena? I have trouble imagining your not even slightly in contact with your ex roomies

Mil is living their own life with Gordon. and I have no reason to be in contact with Her.

[the-muppet-joker]

Big Things Coming

[the-muppet-joker]

I still have hot glue burns all over my mouth from trying to kiss my sock puppets (with tongue) while the glue was still wet. It's kind of like my own personal Joker Scars... guess this is my life now. The clown paint just never comes off. I feel more Bad Ass than ever before 😈

[the-muppet-joker]

happy pride to you and danny gonzalez!

Pride is OVER. Get away from me Danky

[sarasometimes]

itss hotttttttt in chicagoland

[gordon-gordiacea]

FUN FACT:

SQUEE! I'M NICE NOW!

[gordon-gordiacea]

FAILURE!

I TRIED DOING THE WHOLE KOOL-AID MAN THING WHERE YOU BURST THROUGH THE WALL AND YELL "OH YEAH" BUT THE ENTOMOLOGY CLASS AT CORNELL JUST KIND OF STARTED SHRIEKING AND RUNNING OFF! I GUESS THEY'RE GONNA GET AN F!

[the-muppet-joker]

Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?

Live in the moment

No. Hospital for burns on mouth

Voting ended onJun 29

[the-muppet-joker]

Should I French Kiss with the sock puppet im making, before the Hot Glue dries on its lips, so I can experience wet hot yaoi hot glue spit string? For once?

Live in the moment

No. Hospital for burns on mouth

Voting ended onJun 29

[the-muppet-joker]

Is it so much to ask for the cast of the muppets to pass me around and use me like a fleshlight. Isn't it pride month or something. Why cant fozzie bear fill my holes with his seed. He can evem go Waka Waka I don't care I need it

[the-muppet-joker]

What’s your drink of choice my liege?

Corn dog

[the-muppet-joker]

Time for hazin hotel discorus that tv head mothefucker dint DESERVE his gofdam polycule why he ever get any bitches??? Guillotine bivzipop

[the-muppet-joker]

I wanna know your opinions on th fuckabiliyy on the nuppets

Girl lesg SPREAD pussy OUT gonzo EATIN. what more i gotta say