May 5, 2025
People say money doesn’t buy happiness, but I just spent $200 on plants I’m going to forget to water and I felt euphoric the whole time.
Will they die? Yes.
Was I God while filling that cart? Yesss. Let me rot in peace next to my withering calatheas.
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