Jun 14, 2013
But... We miss the real Altmann.
Don’t you get it?
I AM the ‘real’ Me.
Not that washed up, tired old man. You’re all backwards! And you’re blind to it!!
seen from Spain
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seen from Malaysia
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seen from Venezuela
seen from Indonesia
seen from Canada
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from Jamaica
seen from Panama
seen from Brazil
seen from Morocco
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from United States
But... We miss the real Altmann.
Don’t you get it?
I AM the ‘real’ Me.
Not that washed up, tired old man. You’re all backwards! And you’re blind to it!!
Those who cannot laugh at the fact that they do, in fact, look ridiculous because of the unnatural shade of their hair need to loosen up. Certain Yeti and Latvian Beanpoles need to learn how to take a joke.
And as for 'returning' to normal, don't be so foolish. I'm here to stay, I have said that before. Do you think an anon's magic is more powerful than I am? No, the grumpy old man I had become is a thing of the past. Hope you don't mind.
You should go give Francine a nice friendly smooch on the cheek
Should I? Not that I do not think it a poorly idea—I just wonder when it became alright for a perfect stranger to dictate an Empire’s actions.
Bad things from the past, hmm? Come now, and here I thought those memories to be rather entertaining ones.
IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW WHO IS BEHIND IT THEN GO AND ASK THE ALLY OF THE LAUGHING BUFFOON THERE.
... AND CEASE THAT NOISE AT ONCE, BEFORE I DYE YOUR HAIR A RIDICULOUS SHADE.
And none about my hair unless you have an inkling how to return it to normal. Which is impossible. So forget I even said it. Do not ask me about the hair, or so help you--
I have no idea what you mean by that, but gods alive it is AMAZING to see you have finally got up the courage to come out of your home and that you have stopped being such a scared-of-the-world-hermit. Though...
With hair that looks like THAT it is probably for the best that you go back to hiding from the world.
Of course. Who knows, maybe in my old age, I had forgotten how to do personal grooming. Do not worry, loyal followers, that will not be an issue any longer.
