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pvp civ nation...... this aint much but pls take my contribution for this series bc im going insane i love hate this man so much get him out of my head

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what if Parkour Civ Evbo and PvP Civ Evbo switched places. what if.

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rewatched the entire pvp civ series just to see how many times evbo died and how he died

Soo

spoilers

Minecraft but I survive in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep1)

Wanted to also buy the video journal machine but didn't realize he was low on durability so his compulsive purchase quite literally killed him

Minecraft but I LEVEL UP in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep2)

Killed by Tabi

Minecraft but I become the HERO of PVP CIVILIZATION (ep3)

Killed by his guard friend because he purposely didn't pay his daily attack

Died trying to kill someone with a V1 skin

His iron sword broke while he's hitting the armor stand to buy the PvP mansion

Fall damage (1st time descending to level 4 / golden sword level)

Minecraft but I get CAPTURED in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep4)

Fall damage (2nd attempt descending to level 4 / golden sword level)

Died 'a lot of times' trying to descend to level 4.

He also said 'everytime i've jumped so far' before jumping backwards

360 jumped

Killed by Tabi (had to get to the shopping area before the iron sword level)

Fall damage (waterfall hit an invisible barrier and suddenly stopped flowing)

Willingly fell down the entry to lvl 4 because he had to buy more items to test his theory

Fall damage (dropped down with an iron chestplate)

Fall damage ("Well, that was a lot of work for nothing. I'm beginning to think there actually is no way to level 4")

Broke his sword on the armour stand used to pay respect for the chosen one

Killed by Ferre

Minecraft but I become the BEST in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep5)

Killed by the iron sword who speaks pvp

He does say 'everyday so far', implying that he has been killed multiple times off screen by the iron swords and Ferre

He admitted that 'there are times' where he died from fall damage because he didn't land on the chiseled stone brick

Killed by Ferre

Killed by PrinceZam

Killed by Ferre

Killed by an iron sword (this one prolonged his suffering a little)

Hit the wrong armor stand in the 2nd room of the golden sword level

The challenge in the 2nd room is timed, he hit the 1st armor stand but didnt immediately hit the 2nd armor stand

Hit the 1st and 2nd armor stand, waited out to test his theory, died

4th attempt of the 2nd room

"I think I'm on my 52nd attempt or something, I don't know. I think I lost count a while ago."

Failed to land on the next platform after hitting the 1st armor stand in the 4th room (the 2nd trial at the golden sword level)

"So far it's been multiple attempts to say the least. I'm not gonna say the specific number, but all I can is it's uhh it's pretty high."

^ As he says this, he failed to land on the next platform after hitting the 2nd armor stand

Didn't hit the 3rd armor stand fast enough

Fell down from a pillar parkour

Failed to jump on a trapdoor

Failed to water bucket clutch at the 3rd trial

Purposely hit an armor stand at the center of a room in the golden sword level until his sword broke

SO just to make this easier for myself; Evbo's total death count THAT WAS SHOWN ON SCREEN as of ep5 is 32

32!!! Who knows how many times he ACTUALLY died!! (im betting that its close to 100 cough what who said that)

Also pretty unrelated but i noticed that when he's telling his progress to the video journal machine in ep5 (especially during the water bucket clutch) he just sounded so tired of it lmao

Anyway do what you want with this info

And pretty please tell me if i somehow missed a death <33

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decided to make a little ,,,map? floor plan? whatever its called) of the diamond sword level bc i lowk got confused of how its supposed to looked like

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One thing i found peculiar when i rewatched ep5 is that sword statue on the right there. Why is it just split in half? hmm

I've noticed (thanks to a comment on the vid) that the statues in the background represent weapons; an axe, a bow, a trident, and a sword. The sword is the only one that's broken. what the hell does this mean

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yo this might be a stupid question, but did pvpciv evbo ever slept (or rested at all) after the iron swords found out that he could respawn??

Just think about it; they had Tabi captive so it's basically pressuring him to get through the gold level as fast as he possibly could. But he could only get to the gold level when it's his guard friend's turn to escort him.

We don't know exactly how long the average duration that he was kept in that cell for in a day. He's kept in a cycle of dying and respawning. It's insanity, especially when he had to fight Ferre.

And the iron swords don't know if it's day or night, Evbo does when he respawns though. Or perhaps they do know in the form of their circadian rhythm but still!! They dont know if it's actually day or night!! They could be killing Evbo anytime of the day regardless if it's late or not

Now mix that with sleep deprivation

Like do you think he purposely didn't get up from his wood level bed and the only reason he did is because a guard is forcing him to. He doesnt get to sleep in his own mansion that he bought himself. And i cant imagine the floor of his cell being comfortable to sleep on (im saying this as someone who occasionally sleeps on the CERAMIC floor of their room)

His bed on the wood level is practically the only proper bed he has access to. He so desperately wants to sleep and not think about anything else but nooo he became The Sacrifice, and has to 'go save the world', and his friend is held hostage and he has to free her, or whatever and hes just not allowed to sleep for more than 8 hours!!!!!

This is the rambling of a madman. I have a killer headache rn so its not organized but pls do humor me im going insane about this stupid minecraft roleplay series

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New pvp civ spoiler!!!! (basically just my commentary as im watching the new episode

I WOKE UP LIKE SOME MINUTES AGO AND SAW THE NOTIF??? DUDE I WAS CALMLY EATCHING THEN SEEING SEAWATTS SKIN ACTUALLY SHOCKED THE TIREDNESS OUT OF ME I HAD SUCH A VISCERAL REACTION OH MY GOD BOWWATT IS REALLLL

AND THE ANIMATIONNN QDANDY COOKED ONCE MORE

The trident disappeared aw naw. But evbos line in this tho😭 "fortunately missed, skill issue"

Omg wait?? So natural born swords actually CANT harm him?? Like hit as much as they want he wouldnt even take damage??

HI PARROT

"its not like theres everyone to fight him-" STOP JINXING SHIT

Also as im watching this im just thinking like. Seawatt gave him 1 min to explain himself but its been approx 14 min now. Wonder what theyre doing right now in bow civ like is seawatt just voluntarily listening to all of this😭

"if a player is defeated by a secondary weapon instead of an actual weapon, the defeated player's weapon can be picked up and put in your inventory" ok so the nat born swords were basically burnt alive or killed by potion effects (bc im assuming the only secondary weapons are flint n steel and potions) by the other civs and farmed for their swords before evbo even existed thats. cool

EVBO KILLED HIS OWN KIN 😭😭 the emotion in his line when realized that tho😭😭😭

So green is bow. thats cool

SO IM CORRECT. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE WEAPON IS, as long as the player is still holding a weapon theyll still live!! Thats why tabi was allowed to switch between the eternal sword and her axe!!

HOLY SHIT CLOWNPIERCE

and it ends like that......

Anyway i checked the comments. and . bro what is this

its true ig seavbo is still real in another universe. doomed yaoi too strong it transcends realm or whatever. i hope seawatt gets to live till the end of the story and doesnt die bc he got betrayed by someone he thought he could trust tho 😃 ahahhaha <- trying not to jinx myself

Anywayss!!!!! im getting ideas for new art. Rubs my hand together

WAIT WAIT WSIT I JUST REALIZED. OH MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED TO BOW CIV IS LIKE A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIGHTER LEVEL OH MY. G G.G... HEAD IN MY HANDSSSS HES THE ONLY SURVIVOR LEFT IN HIS CIV AND HE SWORE VENGEANCE AGAINST EVERY SWORD WHO ENTERED TO AVENGE EVERYONE WHO DIED. HEAD IN MY HANDSS IVE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE. AND I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDINGG

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was looking through the fandom tags of a manhwa im reading. Just searching through fan contents. Just seeing whats up. Then there. I Saw It. full, unspoilered, screenshots of the ending of said manhwa