*continues reading YA fantasy book set in an Ivy League school*
Super Secret Alumni Association President: So you learned the secret of your dad’s death, Protagonist.
Protagonist: Yeah. Stone Dragon From a Parallel World killed him instead of me.
SSAAP: Well ... that was kind of a mistake. You were supposed to die.
Protagonist: Wait ... what?
SSAAP: Yeah, we kinda need you dead so I can prove to the SSAA that relations between our world and parallel!Ivy League!Earth will never work. That’s why I’ve organized all these attacks against you during your Scavenger Hunt.
Protagonist: Oh, dick move there. But you can’t kill me, because you won’t be able to save your son from the Queen of the Plants.
SSAAP: Sucks to be him, then. Vampiric Fairy From a Parallel World, go kill Protagonist.
Protagonist: Awwwwwww crap.