#enderchick

[jay8934]

I feel like I'm starving you guys so um have these old things from like a month ago

[askenderbro]

catch

[askenderbro]

enderbabby

[askenderbro]

Bro's Parents

[Enderchick]: so you live in this dump now huh

with a human

typical

[Enderdude]: son where we go wrong with you

why you be in Overworld with dangerous water

[Enderbro]: but the Overworld is a real cool place and humans aren't all bad

I've met a lot of cool bros here

don't you know racism is out of style

get with the times

[Steve]: Hey Bro I--OH MY GOD not looking, not looking, not looking...

[Enderbro]: hey Steve these are my parents Enderdude and Enderchick

mom and dad this is Steve my roommate

[Enderchick]: YOU CORRUPTED OUR SON HUMAN

[Enderdude]: HIS GROWTH ALSO STUNTED

THIS PROBABLY YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW

[Steve]: What?! No way, we're friends! I protect him from the rain! Please don't bite me...At least not the face...!

[Enderbro]: chill out mom and dad

I'm happy here with Steve and all the rest of my bros

even if not all of them are endermen

[Enderdude]: son I am disappoint

[Enderchick]: at least we have two hundred other offspring who know their place

they stay in their homeland and serve the dragon while you accomplish nothing

I want you to think about that son

we'll be leaving now

as for you human

you're not worth breaking a tooth on

(leaves)

[Steve]: Your parents sure are...something.

[Enderbro]:pfff

yeah

old people

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[[A/N: I'll answer the Rana question in the future. ;) I have some related questions in the askbox I haven't got to yet.]]