#enderguy

[mengothemango]

have a guy

his name is bink

also i'm reading the Song of Achilles and this is basically a summary of that one banquet scene in chapter 14

also yesterday my mom bought me extra strong non-sleep juice (caffee) and when i drink caffee its hard for me to sleep but i dont care cause i have zero self control

so yesterday night i was awake for like 9 hours and i was thinking about a Larryboy fanepisode and i actually cooked like even though i suck bootycheeks at writing i have the unipending urge to write it into a fanfic and make a comic abt it

its so deep like omg maybe i should chug caffee more

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[MC ANIMATION] Herobrine vs EnderGuy - Part 2/2

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[askenderbro]

Bro's Parents

[Enderchick]: so you live in this dump now huh

with a human

typical

[Enderdude]: son where we go wrong with you

why you be in Overworld with dangerous water

[Enderbro]: but the Overworld is a real cool place and humans aren't all bad

I've met a lot of cool bros here

don't you know racism is out of style

get with the times

[Steve]: Hey Bro I--OH MY GOD not looking, not looking, not looking...

[Enderbro]: hey Steve these are my parents Enderdude and Enderchick

mom and dad this is Steve my roommate

[Enderchick]: YOU CORRUPTED OUR SON HUMAN

[Enderdude]: HIS GROWTH ALSO STUNTED

THIS PROBABLY YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW

[Steve]: What?! No way, we're friends! I protect him from the rain! Please don't bite me...At least not the face...!

[Enderbro]: chill out mom and dad

I'm happy here with Steve and all the rest of my bros

even if not all of them are endermen

[Enderdude]: son I am disappoint

[Enderchick]: at least we have two hundred other offspring who know their place

they stay in their homeland and serve the dragon while you accomplish nothing

I want you to think about that son

we'll be leaving now

as for you human

you're not worth breaking a tooth on

(leaves)

[Steve]: Your parents sure are...something.

[Enderbro]:pfff

yeah

old people

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[[A/N: I'll answer the Rana question in the future. ;) I have some related questions in the askbox I haven't got to yet.]]