What are some things you could say to each of the enneagrams that would make them angry?
Type 1:
“This isn’t right. This is not well done. This isn’t fair. You are wrong”.
Type 2:
“You’re not helping. You’re suffocating me. Leave. Nobody needs your help”
Type 3:
“You could’ve done better. You’re not doing your best. You’re not good enough for this”
Type 4:
“You are quite ordinary. Nobody is special, not even you. Stop making everything about you. Everybody has feelings”
Type 5:
“You are not being competent. You know nothing. You’re making this worse. No one wants to hear your remarks”
Type 6:
“You are a coward. You are so lame. Stop worrying about everything. Get over it”.
Type 7:
“Stop pretending life isn’t hard and grow up. You’re so childish. No one can trust you. You pretend you’re good but you’re dead inside, right?”
Type 8:
“You must obey me. You are not in control, so you should shut up. We’re doing this. No one cares about your opinion. You’re weak.”
Type 9:
“Move your ass for God’s sake. You are boring as fuck. Do you feel anything? You don’t have personality”.










