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Announcement for enforcers stationed in Dahlia and Mckinley! There's going to be a slight shift in schedules and stations to focus more on bars and nightlife, since there's been a few reports of them housing rebel meetings and other such activities. You have permission to search and detain anyone suspicious seeming entering any bar or establishment. That's all.
There have been some changes made to the timetable for enforcers stationed at Dahlia's Academy. There will be an increased concentration of individuals based at the southern entrance in the early hours of the morning. All impacted enforcers have already been contacted about the change. Stay vigilant!
(Meanwhile, in the Imperial Postmen group chat)
Death: War is dead. Famine: what? Famine: no she isn't she wouldn't just die Famine: Death this isn't fucking funny
(Meanwhile, in the Postmen of the Apocalypse groupchat.)
Famine: chat why is pesti cheering Death: The boss and the fire elemental are arguing. It apparently seems serious. Pestilence: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE Famine: *undead Pestilence: IGNORING YOU Pestilence: WE'RE ALL GOING OUT FOR FOOD Famine: Oh god. I'm conflicted. Famine: like. this is making pesti happy so I should hate it. but it also screws over the boss so I should like it. Famine: but also this means my ship is doomed. But also free food. War: I think F's brain is overheating. War: also bats, you've really gotta stop eavesdropping on people Pestilence: DONT CARE Pestilence: AWAY WE GO Death: what is a ship.
WHAT YOU BUSY WITH???
I'll be honest, the boss looked like she was about to bend her phone into a ball, so I thought it'd be better for all of us if I gave her a chance to cool off, ya know.
I genuinly think I adore Petulance more than the sky above, free her from this God awful place, these people don't appreciate her as much as I could 😔😔😔
Oh, uh, thank you? You're sweet, but I'm really fine-
Oh my god, Petulance?? That is SO your new name!
Famine I swear to god-
What was that, Petulance? You say something, Petulance? Petulance?
Nevermind. Someone, please save me.
(meanwhile, in the Postmen of the Apocalypse groupchat)
Famine: hey does anyone want to get food with me War: I'm game. Where are you thinking? Death: Sure. Famine: idk that Italian place down the street is looking kinda good rn War: We always get that though Famine: yh bcs it's good Famine: and the owner gives me free garlic bread War: that's because you threatened to break his kneecaps. Death what was the name of the Thai joint we went to a while ago? Pestilence: Guys someone just left the boss' apartment?? Famine: SHUT UP PESTI War: Pestilence shut up. Death: Pestilence kindly shut up. Pestilence: ... fine. Pestilence: how about that diner we went to last month? Famine: oh wait yeah let's do that
meanwhile, in the Postmen of the Apocalypse groupchat:
Pestilence: ... the Boss has a friend at their apartment. War: And we care why? Famine: Omg crazyyyy who the fuck asked Pestilence: they were literally attacked a couple days ago, we need to be keeping an eye on them War: i'm off the clock, i refuse to deal with her when i'm not getting paid. Famine: pesti just becuase you're in love with the boss doesn't mean you can bug us abt it Death: *because Famine: kys Pestilence: this gc is hell
