#engineer!yn

[ham1lton]

i miss engineer yn 😔 she would NOT have allowed merc to use soft tyres for lewis in singapore!

engineer yn is getting involved!!!!! she would never allow this. we need more engineer!yn guys :(((

[ham1lton]

https://x.com/verstappenews/status/1837407646455840776?s=46 confirmation of a drivers group chat!!!! lewis trying to leave and being added back

lewis is always trying to leave and george adds him back everytime. one time he deletes whatsapp from his phone so george buys him an iphone with a new sim card purely so he can download whatsapp and see the chat 😭😭 he goes to engineer yn for advice and she’s like ‘have u considered he doesn’t want to join the gc?’ and george is like … ‘no.’ and she’s sighs and sets up the phone.

[ham1lton]

hear me out bestie: a yn that’s super into anything horror and doesn’t get scared at all. she watches a horror movie with her love interest (imagining cringe fail loser lando here) and he’s like haha im fine…..😐 and pretending he’s fixing his shirt as he’s averting his eyes

she’s like 👀 you good?

this is lowkey engineer!yn. she invites him over for netflix and chill and he’s thinking he’s gonna get lucky. only for her to put some random niche horror film that’s borderline gore/psychological horror. whatever is scarier. and lando is SCARED 😭 he is literally hiding behind a pillow. yn is like ‘oh this is the best part!’ and lando is like … yeahhhh 🤗😰

[ham1lton]

i had this thought while watching lewis edits on tiktok (🫣🤭) but it’s actually so funny how many singers lewis has ‘dated’ - i know any version of yn is in the car like am i supposed to stop listening to songs i like bc of your trail of exes around the world??? 😐 just plug your ears

i love shakira sorry. her songs slap. the pussycat dolls also had some bangers. also allegedly lewis dated thee rihanna. like idc i’d still bang her tunes in the car.

assistant!yn coming to pick lewis up with sunglasses, roscoe in the passenger seat and blasting ‘umbrella’: it’s rihanna bitch!

lewis:

lewis, walking in to yn’s office: hey yn! can you help me with my laptop?-

engineer!yn with her speaker playing ‘stickwitu’ but the pussycat dolls: oh sorry lewis!! didn’t see you there! this song is just soo good. got caught up! what’s up with your laptop?

lewis:

lewis, walking into stylist!yn’s studio: it feels like everyone is playing my ex girlfriends’ music. it’s so weird-

stylist!yn blasting shakira and singing as she pins some clothes: WHENEVER WHEREVER WE’RE MEANT TOOO BE TOGETHERRRER

lewis:

[ham1lton]

real lando probably wouldnt but YOUR cringe fail loser lando would definitely say ‘im gonna go outside and light myself on fire. what are we doing to our beautiful queens’ and he says it to engineer yn

YESSSSSS 😭 he absolutely would. oscar ‘6’5 with an interest in feminist literature’ piastri or lando ‘what are we doing to our beautiful queens’ norris.

[ham1lton]

no bc ur so right abt charles 😭 he's having the time of his life pretending it's like a super select club!!

other people i was thinking of were lando (specifically cringe fail loser bf!lando), oscar, logan, mick, george, jenson, and seb bc . . . its seb. the more people he gets to be a menace to the better <3

(this is the same anon who sent the reverse harem, "i can fix him" complex, toxic!oscar x adhd!yn, jenson accidentally fucking up his phone trying to have a reason to flirt with engineer!yn, and oscar losing his nonchalance bc mark did not distract jenson from flirting with engineer!yn asks) (i'm typing this out and realizing how much i've been on your blog . . . oops)

would it be okay if i was🌻 anon?

OFC U CAN <3 and don’t apologise!!

i was thinking whether or not engineer yn would be super professional during work times. she’s like ‘i’m not your girlfriend, i’m your engineer’.

charles takes this as a challenge. he’s like ‘ms engineer ur so very pretty… do you have a boyfriend 😋’ and yn is like 🤨😒

george is very much supportive of this… he’s very professional. he even emails her their date nights with an itinerary.

logan is supportive in the sense he’ll avoid her until they get home because he’s scared he’ll do something stupid like call her a pet name or refer to their home life and yn is like noooo it’s okay u can be the exception <3

oscar is supportive but too supportive. if yn is like ‘hey oscar you left ur shirt at mine last night. here you go’ he’s like ‘wow thank you ms yln whom i have NO outside connection with! how did my shirt get there?’

lando always forgets. he walks in and he’s like ‘hi my beautiful smart gorgeous girlfriend.’ and yn is like ‘engineer not girlfriend.’ so he leaves, walks in again and is like ‘hi my beautiful smart gorgeous engineer.’

jenson just does what he likes and yn giggles.

[ham1lton]

ik i'm camping on your blog (this is like the fifth ask i've sent in the last two days) but i love your writing and your brain so . . .

i'm a sucker for the sort of reverse harem thing. you know the imessage meme that goes like "you have a boyfriend?" "i have a few" "add me to the roster"? that.

especially with engineer!yn

(pls ignore if you're not feeling this and please take care of yourself <3)

YASSSSS REVERSE HAREM!!!

who would be in it though…. i know landoscar would absolutely say yes. george too. idk if jenson would? lewis wouldn’t. charles would. charles would love it a bit too much if yn was like ‘take a slip of paper and a member of my harem will contact you to see if you’re a good match’. like this shit is the illuminati or something 😭

[ham1lton]

Even if the whole grid is desperate, helpless, and needy, who would acc succeed in charming engineer!yn ???🤔🤨

great question! i have genuinely never considered this. i feel like carlos would be a good option because he doesn’t really ask for help and he’s so good at acting like he’s genuinely asking that yn is endeared. is he acting? up to u.

i also feel like if charles dropped the ‘oh i’m so hot’ act and was like YN PLEASEEEEE. she would fold. i don’t even blame her. obviously she’d fold for jenson. how could you not?

i also feel like george has genuine questions and always takes meticulous notes. so maybe…. i’m open to other dynamics though!!!