now who the hell is voting dinner with jay z 😭 jail immediately
i put that option there for the indecisive people lol. i forget not everyone is as chronically online as me. there was a tweet saying would u rather have like half a mill or dinner w/ jay-z and this guy said dinner with jay bc the knowledge he’d give u is priceless. anyways, ppl use dinner with jay z as an option to ‘get out’ of questions they don’t like the obvious answers too.
IM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU LIKE I WAS (BACK AT THE START) !
pairings: jude bellingham x reader.
faceclaims: pinkpantheress
summary: you and jude have been in each other’s circles since you were young, but whenever one of you is ready, the other never seems to be.
warnings: not any really. besides judeyn being dumbasses!!
author’s note: i’m back!!! hi :D also i was so inspired by this edit of the prince and princess of british biracia that i had to make this. wanna be tagged in pt 2?
liked by jobebellingham, judebellingham and 12,827 others.
a song about jude x yn’s relationship vs kylian x yns
honestly there isn’t a kylian x yn relationship just yet. they went on one date. also everyone cussing out jude.. guys he’s young and he’s not doing it in a amazing healthy way but let him redeem himself !!
the amount of ppl asking to be tagged in ur next post when you explicitly said at the start to fill out the taglist if you want to be tagged is crazy lol
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM WE STARTED DATING (AND NOW YOU’RE PISSING ME OFF) !
pairings: jude bellingham x reader, mentions of kylian mbappé x reader and jude bellingham x unnamed gf oc
faceclaim: pinkpantheress <3
summary: you and jude have been in each other’s circles since you were young, but whenever one of you is ready, the other never seems to be.
warnings: jealous jude acting ANNOYING!!!!!
sequel to im not attracted to you like i was (back at the start) !
author’s note: i’m referring to this yn as pink!yn so if u want to see any other headcanons etc. look thru my pink universe tag! also i’ll do one more official part to this so if you’d like to be tagged, fill out my taglist!
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yourusername: sshhh no talking. i’m busy.
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erling: hello
-> yourusername: can’t talk here. message me on the jude bellingham app.
-> judebellingham: u think you’re hilarious. not even a smile from me.
-> user1: if he doesn’t find it funny why is he ALWAYS HERE 😭
→ yourusername: he replied in 14 seconds 😂
→ judebellingham: coincidence.
user2: how was ur dating going?
-> yourusername: apparently i am weird and off ‘pudding’. which makes no sense??? i’m not on a diet. i am ON pudding. so i ended it.
user3: jude being under y/n’s comments and popping out at his game with his girlfriend… oh jude i can never form a coherent thought about you…
-> user4: wym?! yn isn’t his gf?!
-> user3: no 😭 his gf was the girl who was with denise and jobe at the england game.
-> user4: shiiii… pass yn my way then 😮💨
user5: u would be my fav wag yourusername
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↗ now playing: human nature by madonna.
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yourusername: thinking 💭
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user1: okay booberella 😍
yourbestfriend: home before midnight and smiling. who are you and what have you done with my bestie
-> yourusername: he fed me. i’m easily managed.
user2: YN LIKING A MAN… WE CHEERED
jobebellingham: did he pay
→ yourusername: obviously.
→ jobebellingham: fair enough then
-> user3: jobe doing the older brother inspection because jude is too busy throwing up somewhere
-> user3: NOT HIM LIKING THIS ?! LMFAOSISSKSAJ
user4: jude posting his gf on main for the first time an hour after yn posted this…..
-> user5: wait so jude saw the date post, got mad, and hard launched his girlfriend??? very normal behaviour.
-> user6: he posted that woman like a rebuttal 😭
user7: yn u look sooo good omg
user8: the song !!! queen has great taste. totally not a subtle way to give us context on the situation ofc
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user9: he has never posted her before but suddenly today was the day. alright babe.
→ user10: subtle as a brick through a window
k.mbappe: nice photos :)
→ yourusername: :)
→ user11: oh jude just dropped to his knees in a tesco express
→ user12: SHE SMILED. wrap it up. JUDE UR OVER!!!!
user13: this whole situation is sooo messy
-> user14: cause no jude in the comments is acc CRAZY
user15: bro remembered he had a relationship IMMEDIATELY after this post 😭😭😭 men ain’t shit
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↗ now playing: hit ‘em up (feat outlawz) by 2pac.
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ham1ltonshaderoom: uh oh, trouble in spanish paradise? footballer jude bellingham has unfollowed real madrid teammate kylian mbappé after gossip that the latter took his friend out on a date. the british footballer then hard launched his girlfriend.
what are we thinking is the reason ham1lton’s? dinner date drama or something else?
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user1: men will unfollow their teammate before admitting they’re jealous 😭
user2: wait who is the friend and why are we acting like she’s public property
user3: this is literally probably nothing. footballers accidentally unfollow people all the time.
→ user4: no they don’t 😭 not their starting teammate after one alleged dinner date.
user5: she is single. kylian is single. jude is not. next case.
user6: i just watched the wc. idk who everyone is. but trust!!! i am seated for this!!!!
user7: oh to be in a judekylian love triangle….
user8: messy asf to keep following kylian’s brother 😭
user9: jude’s girlfriend needs to stand up because why is her man unfollowing people over another woman ???
user10: “his friend” oh brother that man has been in love with her since secondary school
→ user11: source: voices in your head
→ user10: source: literally every interaction they’ve ever had online and in public.
user12: can somebody explain this from the beginning i have a job
→ user13: yn is a family friend of the bellinghams, she and jude have known each other forever, kylian took her to dinner and then jude randomly posted his girlfriend and unfollowed kylian
→ user12: oh so everybody involved is annoying. understood.
user14: this is why footballers should not date within the workplace
-> user15: she doesn’t work there 😭
user16: kylian has been at madrid five minutes and already took jude’s girl. generational impact.
-> user17: not his girl btw
-> user16: does jude know that?
user18: THE SONG CHOICE ?!?!
user19: jobe liking the girl’s post but not jude’s girlfriend post is the real tea for me
user20: maybe jude’s girlfriend asked him to unfollow kylian??
-> user21: why would she ask him to unfollow kylian and not yn ?? that makes no sense 😭
user22: does kylian still follow jude?
→ user23: ofc. idk why ppl r weirded out they’ll be hugging after the next match and everyone here will pretend this never happened.
user24: need someone from madrid to leak the group chat immediately
user25: i’m not saying he’s in love with her but i am saying emotionally neutral men do not behave like this.
-> user26: he wanted her available, not necessarily with him. men love a reserved seat they never plan to sit in.
user27: jude and yn are giving right person, wrong time, wrong decisions, wrong everything.
user28: jude’s PR team currently drafting a statement about a “technical glitch.”
-> user29: technical glitch that specifically searched kylian’s profile and pressed unfollow 😭
user30: perhaps kylian borrowed his charger and never returned it. we don’t know these people.
user31: why is everyone blaming jude when kylian knew that was his close friend?
→ user32: because she is a grown woman and not jude’s property ??? hope this helps
→ user31: nobody said she was his property?? it’s still weird to date your teammate’s best friend
→ user32: only if your teammate secretly wants her. otherwise literally who cares 😭
user33: two coworkers unfollowing each other has never deserved 238k likes but here i am
user34: yn hasn’t even posted kylian’s face and jude is already at DEFCON 1
user35: real madrid HR / PR opening instagram this morning: 🧍♂️
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should yn stay w/ jude or leave him for kylian?
jude
kylian
dinner w/ jay-z
Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours
taglist: @abbotbunny @midnightmadss @yatta-exe (see yourself tagged when you don’t wanna be? or you want to be and don’t see yourself? send me an ask!)
author’s note: look at my shitty editing skills everyone!! also sorry this got long. part three will be posted later and it’ll be less angsty xoxo
hmmm. jobe is more my type (unpopular opinion i think he’s better looking than jude 🤫) but idk too much about him. i prefer writing and stuff for jude. also jude is a year younger than me and jobe is like three years younger. hmmm.
girl have u read my mind?! my next post (after 2/3 of the pinkiverse) is a multi post w/ kylian + jude + djed methinks and little smaus about being their uni gf.
Congrats on graduating queen!!!!!! ✌️That’s no small feat, genuinely keep up the good work and I hope ur holiday is very restful. I’m so thankful to have found your account, you’re so authentic and funny like…. I just love your smau’s, a highlight of my day. do you happen to use any specific app used for the smau texts? I’m tryna make a fic but all these apps are chud 😪 Thank you so much for your time and congrats again!!
thank u sm!!!! 🩷 i’m hoping it’ll be nice but i’m #broke!!! guys pray i get my money up!!!
my smaus are my most popular types of fics!! i feel like i try to make em as appealing as possible. i use loads of different faceclaims so a lot of ppl can feel represented.
also yes i do! i use social dummy but unfortunately i think it is no longer on the app store. i think u might find more help for new creators under the tag ‘smau help’. they’ll have more info there. sorry i can’t be too much of a help 😭 i’ve been in this smau game a long time lol #oldhead,
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