I got to watch the new Superman movie tonight! So now I’m going to give my thoughts
This 100% has spoilers I can’t do this without spoilers and this isn’t really a review but basically 10/10 peak cinema
Unspecific thoughts-
I love that we’re just thrown in finally a hero movie with no origin story
Clark’s parents speak Kryptonian instead of English which I think is perfect
KRYPTO IS SO CUTE OMG
The fortress of solitude is beautiful
Unfortunately I was blinded by the snow and lens flare a few times
Lois and Clark had like a full minute long kiss with tongue scene (twice) which I did not like very much
The justice gang is actually really funny
The CGI was really good I can’t think of a time I was put off by it
Krypto is so animated I love him what a cutie
It genuinely shocked me and saddened me when Lex shot that guy in the head
Anyway Lex Luthor crashing out twice was very funny
And getting mauled by my goat Krypto
Green baby with a big ass head
I love you Joey!!!
CLONE ULTRAMAN!!!
Hawk girl hawk screeching
I felt so bad when they literally blew up that monster from the inside like he was just a little guy 💔
I felt really bad for Clark when he found out his parents sent him to conquer the planet
But also Kara is there so I wonder how that’ll go
Metamorpho I could kiss you
Your baby was probably a c-section baby though with his giant head
Oh hey a US backed country invading a significantly less armed country? I wonder where I’ve seen that before..
This Luthor is such an evil guy I cant imagine what kind of parent he’d be to Kon
The scene where Superman rises from the debris of a fallen building with the sun shining on him is literal gold
Krypto so silly
Character thoughts-
This Clark Kent is done so right: he genuinely cares about every single life on the planet, from humans to squirrels
Lois Lane was a great reporter asking the questions Superman needed to hear
Lois, Clark, and Jimmy genuinely feel like friends and have great chemistry
Lex Luthor is actually an evil guy like he orchestrated Superman’s downfall almost flawlessly, tortures dogs, shoots innocents point blank as an interrogation tactic, and is willing to let the world fall apart if it means killing Superman
I hope the Ultraman stuff gives us Conner
I wish Engineer had more to her, she felt really one-dimensional but she wasn’t a bad character at all, I just feel like she coulda been better
Krypto was so cute and silly but he was really stressing me out when he would just goof around in serious moments
I didn’t think I’d like Metamorpho as much as I did but I just loved him and his baby
The Kents are great people you can really feel that these are the people who raised THE Superman
Once again the Justice Gang was really funny and I was so relieved when they showed up to save that kid
Hopes for the future-
I really really want the Ultraman stuff to lead to Conner. Luthor said in the movie (not word for word) “his genes weren’t complete so he’s a little dim but far stronger than you” which leads me to think he may try to (somehow from prison) create an intelligent clone by combining his and Superman’s DNA, of course giving us Conner
I think with Superman might be able to turn Luthor’s pocket dimension into the Phantom zone (I assume he doesn’t have it already because he was like “wtf a pocket dimension” so yeah I don’t think he has one of his own yet)
I hope there’s no Darkseid threat at all in this universe, or if there is one I hope he’s the final boss. What id really like to see is Vandal Savage, or the more likely Gorilla Grodd (because of creature commandos)
I want so bad for there to be Justice League Dark. I feel like Constantine, Zatanna, Dr Fate, and even Etrigan are completely doable for this universe
I think there are three possibilities for the batfamily in this universe. The most likely is just Batman, Nightwing, and Damian as Robin since it allows for the most focus on each character. Next most likely is Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne. It’s less likely because it’s just so many characters but if it’s any more than Dick and Damian it’ll be Jason and Tim (has to be both, can’t have one without the other). The least likely, and probably more of an in my dreams type thing, is literally everyone ever but that’s way too many people so probably not. (Maybe Selina actually she’s probably doable)
I want all the green lanterns even if some of them are demoted to background characters
I had another thing but it’s midnight and I forgot all my thoughts
Ik a lot of this isn’t doable because too many characters and plot lines won’t work and will eventually collide and make chaos like the MCU but a girl can dream
If I really wanna see them all I can always watch the Justice League cartoon
I definitely had way more thoughts than this but they all went on vacation by the time I started writing this so this is all I have for now okay bye














