Today I have accidentally coined what may be a useful word to the Internet: Engler. (pronounced Ingler).
I was at the breakfast table, complaining to my spouse about a common grammar error I see all over the internet, and was midway through trying to say the phrase 'It drives my inner English teacher crazy!' but 'inner' and 'English' combined into 'Engler', and….
…well, it kind of works, you see. I think your Engler is the part of your brain that formulates English sentences, especially before they reach your mouth. Mine was clearly experiencing technical difficulties at the moment. Regardless, I think this is a word my household is likely to keep using, since it's useful, so I figured maybe Tumblr would have a use for it as well!
mentions of: slight You s3 spoilers, smut (MDNI), choking, unprotected sex, wine and beer, fluffy, tummy bulge
synopsis: in which you and Theo Engler have a flirty relationship and end up inviting him over for a dinner date, things quickly escalate and you basically fuck :O
a/n: so sorry I haven’t posted in a while bc of school yk…and well I won’t be writing about Sebastian Stan. I will be writing here and there, this isn’t saying I’m fully back, but I am also not dead
You were going to Love‘s bakery to pick up some dessert for yourself. You were probably the youngest woman in Madre Linda. You we’re pretty wealthy for your age, especially since you are still going to college. You didn’t have roommates because you don’t like other people around you at all time when it isn’t your family or how they probably never pick up after themselves so you live by yourself.
You were walking with your headphones on, you were known as the quiet girl who loved music. No one saw you with your headphones off, of course you took them off when you were talking to someone, but they were always in your hands. You were waiting for the red light to turn green so you can cross the road. You of course had a car, but you always liked walking around with headphones on, it was far superior than driving in a car.
“hey neighbor” you hear an unexpected voice and turn where it was coming from
”hey” you meet eyes with the voice
“I stalked your Spotify” Theo says
“I know it’s sexy” you say taking off your headphones
“I wouldn’t say that, mine are by far better” Theo says walking closer to you
“Says who? Daddy?” You say pouting your face to him as you see the light turn green.
“Where are you going?”
”To Love’s” you say crossing the street, Theo following closely behind
“Hey guys” Love looks up due to the bell on top of the door
”Hey Love, can I get half a dozen cupcakes please” you say politely
“The usual?” She asks
“Si“ you say back
“Why half a dozen?” Theo asks
“So I can eat them…“ You look at Theo confused because you thought that was a dumb question
“May I join your dinner” Theo asks biting his knuckles hoping he didn’t do something wrong
“If you like sushi than yeah” you say looking to see his expression because he always expresses how much he hates sushi
“than I’ll meet you at 7” you look at Love with wide eyes because he was lying about liking sushi and she ends up laughing because she thinks your young love is the cutest thing. You pay for your food and say thank you while walking away and putting your headphones in, but you were stopped midway.
“y/n wait!” Theo says speed walking
“yes Engler?” You say as you continue to walk
“Can I make the food at your place?”
“You know how to cook?” You ask stunned
“ouch, you can eat that raw fish, but let me bring something, please” he begs with puppy dog eyes
“you really want this to be a date don’t you“ you say staring up at the sun since Theo is so fucking tall.
“There is a possibility, yeah”
”Sure” you say smiling, you both weren’t a thing but you both were flirty.
You both walk in the same direction since you were neighbors. You shared your headphones with the tall brunette. He smiles at you from time to time, the way you tap your hand on your thigh with the beat of the song that plays. He almost wants to reach and grab your other arm but he’s to scared. As much as he likes to joke around about hating your playlists, he actually only listens to them because he wants to get close to you, he wants to talk about the music and see how your day reflects your music.
You reach your house and he hands back your headphone to you. He really wants to kiss you right now. he thinks it’s the perfect time, you do too. Yet, you guys are not together and scared if it will scare the other off. Joe can see it from the window, he can cut it with one of Love’s knives. Love and Joe have had dinner with you to try to get to know you, and so you don’t spend most of your time alone. They were very kind to you and protected you. When you got anxiety from the disappearance of Natalie, they were by your side.
“so 7.” Theo asks for a confirmation
”that’s correct“ and with that he leaves and you quickly get inside the house trying to find the perfect outfit. It was supposed to be cute but casual. You of course wore your favorite black jeans, with a light blue tank that showed some of your cleavage and an oversized varsity jacket because you were starting to get cold. You curled Your hair and did your makeup. Than you laid on your sofa while you were waiting for postmates. You had drinks ready of all sorts. Juice, soda, water, wine, and beer. You didn’t drink the last two but when you had guest you had options.
You hear a knock and open it up to see your sushi you already payed so you said thank you and waved them off. You laid back on your sofa and continued watching Sex Education. Two episodes went by and you hear another knock on the door, you checked your phone to see it was seven o’clock on the dot and turn the tv off. You jog to the door, but before you do you check how you look in your mirror. You fixed your hair quickly and reached your hand out to unlock the door. You meet eyes with Theo and you see the prettiest bouquet of flowers. In the other hand was a bag of Wing Stop and you smiled at him. He looked so stunned and you let him in, closing the door right behind him. He already has been in your house a hand full of time, so he knows where to go.
“so…what would you like to drink” you ask as you connect your phone to the bluetooth in your house to play your music
“umm, a soda, coke please” he answers as he sees your body sway to your kitchen to get his soda and he think he’s dreaming. Of course he always found you beautiful, but today was different, you guys were on a date. At least that’s what he thinks. With this he knows he has to play his cards right to make sure your his.
“this is a date correct?” He asks as you hand him his coke
“of course Engler” The way you say his name, the way it just rolls righ out of your mouth makes him so hard. He hopes he isn’t dreaming. He panics what if this is a dream? He would be so upset if he woke up right now.
You make your way to get your sushi and utensils with some napkins and your own beverage. You sit back down across from Theo and he has his own food set up.
“I’m kind of craving something else” he says meeting your eyes with something in his eyes
“why what’s wrong?” You furrow your eyebrows
”This doesn’t seem that appetizing when your sitting right there and you have something sweet” he says never breaking eye contact
“my sushi?” You look at him confused because your sushi isn’t sweet
“your pussy“ he says and you realize that his eyes with filled with lust
”oh” you say laughing,” well you can always change your mind and we can fix something out” you say
”is that so?”
“yupp” you say with a loud pop at the end
He stands up and grabs your hand so you stand up, he than moves both his hands to your waist and brings you closer so you both can kiss. He leans down as you tiptoe to meet halfway. It gets heated and he just aimlessly walks you while he is kissing you. He accidentally bumps you to a wall. You laugh in between the kiss. He grabs on of your legs and brings it up, up to his waist. He starts to trail his kiss down your neck and sucks on it. You moan his name and grab his hair, pulling it when he sucked on your sweet spot so hard that it leaves a mark.
he then let’s go of your leg and walks you back down. You realize he took you to the kitchen but you didn’t mind. When you both pull away. He started to unbutton your pants, but stopped not wanting to make you feel forced and looked at your eyes. You nodded
“words, I need words beautiful“ and if words can make you cum on the spot, that just did.
”god yes Theo” and than he continued his task to make you nude. He unbuttoned your jeans while you did his.
“I’ll need to keep these” Theo says talking about your panties.
”Do whatever you want to me and my belongs, just give me you” With that he continued his task, taking your shirt and your bra off. With the annoying bulge growing in his boxers
When both of you were free of clothes. Theo positioned you on the cold marble counter, you slightly hissed. He brings one of his finger to your core as you moan and both of you look at how his finger disappears inside of you and you both moan, he jumps to add two more fingers and you immediately moan and lay your head against the cabinets above you.
Theo’s penis can’t take it, so while you’re moaning about how well his fingers feel he takes his boxers off, he grabs one of your hands with his free ones and makes you pump his penis up to be ready to take you. You moan even louder to see his size, the way he is still making you feel good, and how he looks moaning as you pump him. You accidentally cum on the spot.
“I am so sorry” you say trying to hide your face in his neck
“God that was so hot y/n” and you could feel him twitch as you pump him. He still has his fingers deep inside of you he adds a fourth finger and you roll your eyes back. He has you right where he wants you. He takes all his fingers out and while your about to complain he slams you deep with his penis and you make a loud pornagraphic moan. While he is slamming in you, with an unholy rhythm, he is sucking his finger dry one by one and is making eye contact with you. You both moan in union
“God you are so sweet, just what I was craving“ he continues slamming you into the cabinets. He loves the noise of your wet pussy with his dick and the slaps of the skin. Mixed with your gorgeous head hitting the cabinets lightly and your angelic moans. It’s times like these you have another reason why you don’t like roommates.
“god you are perfect, you were made just for me” he says as he sees how your boobs bounce up and down and both of you moan for different reasons
“you take me so well, look how my dick hides in your pretty pussy baby” both of you look down in between you and see how your previous cum drips out and how his dick hides and comes out of your pussy.
“choke me” you say
“what?” Theo needs to make sure he knows what you just said
“put your pretty hands around my neck and make me feel like a whore”
”god you make me so hard” he follows your instructions
“open your mouth” you do so and he spits in it . You roll your eyes and swallow it showing him. You could feel him twitch inside you
“I’m on the pill“ you say as you rub yourself to your orgasm. He brings your face to meet his for a long passionate kiss, while that same hand is gripping a cabinet for support to go deeper and harder into you. You moan so loud that you think the whole neighborhood heard. you pull on Theo’s hair as you come down loud and hard. Your furrowed eyebrows come to rest and Theo is close behind. His warm seed is covering your walls now. He leans down to kiss you again and you lightly trace his jawline. As you both pull away you both see him slowly pull out and as you feel the cold air hit and you feel empty you both know it’s not over. both your cum is mixed and spilling out. He gets some with his finger and licks it up.
“so fucking good”
“let me have a taste“ you say leaning in for a kiss
“god you made me hard again”
“round two?”
”god yes baby, let me take a picture of how pretty your pussy looks right how. Theo pulls his phone out and takes a few pictures, he puts his dick back in and takes more pictures. He carries you up the stairs to your room. you realize your room is a mess and see a black lingerie in the corner of your eye as Theo lays you down.
“what’s this hot stuff?” he says picking the black lingerie
“nothing, Theo give me it.” you demand begging
“no, only if you wear it and ride me in it.”
“fine” you grab it and wear it
“c’mere gorgeous” he says with two fingers motioning you to come. his dick looks painfully hard so you start to lick it and you opened your mouth to please him, he moans and grabs your hair as he pushes you down. you almost choke since he is so big.
“perfect, absolutely fucking perfect” Theo praises you. “baby, stop before I cum all in your mouth” so you do and than he guides you so your now on top of him. you align yourself up and sink in. you slowly move. you spell his name out with your hips and he didn’t realize but the motion made him moan. He looks at your lingerie covered stomach and sees his penis through your tummy. he absolutely fucking loses it and wants to to start moving more. You start to hop on him and he immediately shot to grab your ass. his eyes concentrate on your boobs jumping and he immediately threw his head back. you grabbed the roots of his curly hair. as you moan. he brings your face down to kiss it. he guides you and as it looks like you started to get tired, he flips you both.
“I’m close Theo” you say and he did what knows will push you over the edge. he grabs one of your legs and puts it over his shoulder to go deeper into you. He than chokes you just how you like it and with that pleasure all applied it makes you roll your eyes and moan loudly. he than leans into kiss you passionately. with a loud moan you come and he was right behind. You both try to catch air and lay looking up at the ceiling.
“That was amazing y/n” he says facing you and guiding your face to look at him.
“Can’t wait to do it again” you say with a grin
“so what does that mean between us?” Theo says with a completely innocent look as if he didn’t just ruin you
“you’re mine” you say and you slowly nuzzle your face into his chest.
“I’ve met my soulmate” he whispers and you both slowly drift off to sleep
Tenho medo de não me sentir como naqueles dias, de não me sentir mais completa e indescritivelmente feliz. Tenho medo de não amar mais da mesma maneira e de nunca me sentir tão encaixada com alguém. Tenho medo de que ninguém nunca mais seja silêncio pro meu coração cansado, que ninguém nunca mais seja realmente um porto seguro. Tenho medo de ter vivido tudo o que já deveria ter vivido, de sentir tudo o que deveria sentir, e que o que virá sejam só versões menores e defeituosas. Tenho medo de não amar mais como amei nos meus melhores dias.
