Twisted Wonderland Happy Beans Day English Translations [ Episode 1 ]
Episode 1 : Happy Beans Day!
Coliseum
Cater : You’re the only one that can end those monsters. I’ll leave it to you.
Jade : [Player name]. We’ll entrust our lives to you.
Choices :
I’ll surely put an end to them
Ugh, my heart feels like jumping out…..
—— the day before.
Classroom
Crewel : Take your seats, puppies. We will now determine groups for….
Crewel : this school’s traditional event, 『 Happy Beans Day 』tomorrow.
Crewel : The groups will be made by taking lots. Come to me in order of your attendance number.
Grim : Happy Beans Day? What’s that?
Choices :
A day where beans become happy?
This school’s traditional event?
Ace : [Player name], you don’t know Happy Beans Day?
Crewel : Such an unknowledgeable puppy. No choice, Crewel-sensei will tell you.
Crewel : It is my job to raise you puppies.
Crewel : 『 Happy Beans Day 』is Night Raven College’s traditional event that is done in February.
Crewel : Long ago, there was a place called 『 Valley of Happiness 』in this country.
Crewel : There’s a reason why that place was named “Happiness”. Rich nature, fertile grounds….
Crewel : And, there was a magical harp that had a beautiful singing voice.
Crewel : It was said that the voice of that harp… had given humans, livestock and even plants happiness.
Crewel : But, an envious giant monster got into that valley, and stole that magical harp.
Crewel : Time passed, and the people were suffering because of hunger.
Crewel : Amidst all that, a farmer got a magical bean by coincidence.
Crewel : And that bean is, the magical『 Happy Bean 』!
Crewel : The vine of the Happy Bean tree reached the home of the giant in the sky overnight.
Crewel : The farmers climbed those vines, and took the harp back.
Crewel : And when they got back to the ground, they cut the bean tree and
exterminated the giant who was chasing them after.
Crewel : And then the rich nature went back with the magical harp’s voice in
the valley —— is how the story goes.
Crewel : Take back what was taken. If they got you, return them twice as much, like the anecdote.
Grim : I see, that’s something to learn.
Deuce : Then, there was an event where people who played as farmers would throw beans and exorcise the others who played as monsters.
Crewel : Good boy. That’s right.
Choices :
It’s like Setsubun*
So there’s an event like this even in this world
Crewel : But —— The 『 Happy Beans Day 』on Night Raven College is quite different.
Crewel : 『 Happy Beans Day 』on this school,
Crewel : is an event where students not based on dorms nor grades will be divided into 2 teams and fight over who will get the harp….
Crewel : IT’S A HETEROGENEOUS SPORTS COMPETITION!!!
Ace : Eh? Why?
Crewel : We were supposed to throw beans at the monsters to chase away bad omens, but ——
Crewel : The students who play the monster role would endure them and do a counterattack. And then both sides would brawl.
Choices :
>This is so Night Raven College students
>What lack of patience….
Crewel : If they would brawl, then why not make it a competition to train your physical strength? And so…
Crewel : that’s how『 Happy Beans Day 』on Night Raven College was born.
Crewel : That’s the end of Crewel-sama’s special lesson!
Crewel : Next, Trappola. Spade. [Player name]. Pick a lot.
Ace : Ye—s. Ah, I’m on the monsters team.
Deuce : Hmm, I’m on the farmers team.
Grim : Oh, we’re on the farmers team too.
Ace : Huh, then we’re enemies starting from tomorrow.
Deuce : I can’t afford to lose.
Grim : We surely won’t lose!
Crewel : For more information on the battle’s rules, Vargas-sensei will explain it to you guys on tomorrow’s physical training duty. Well then. Puppies, house!
To be continued ♪
*Setsubun (節分) is the day before the beginning of spring in Japan. The name literally means ‘seasonal division’, but usually the term refers to the spring Setsubun, properly called Risshun (立春) celebrated yearly on February 3 as part of the Spring Festival (春祭, haru matsuri). They do bean-throwing festivals in this event.
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