#enid wolf

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Enid waking up in the Lupin Cages yawning and getting dressed

Enid sees Wednesday asleep next to the cell her clothes nearest the bars lightly chewed upon

Enid: *touches her shoulder* Wednesday?

Wednesday: You will be replacing my wardrobe

Enid: Absolutely, no problem, ummm did you?

Wednesday: With no short amount of praise and treats I was able to get the measurements you requested *holding a journal*

Enid: I didn't hurt you did I?

Wednesday: As if you could, why did you require the width your jaws can stretch?

Enid: One second, can you let me out?

Wednesday unlocks the cell door and Enid steps out and stretches then pulls out a length of measuring tape

Enid: *holds Wednesday chin* Hold still for a second

Wednesday: what?

Enid wraps the tape around Wednesday's head vertically then horizontally

Enid: *writes the numbers down* interesting . . .

Wednesday: What is this for?

Enid: *walking away* don't worry about it kitten

Enid flinches as Wednesday grabs shoulder

Wednesday: Call me kitten again and one full moon you may wake up spayed

. . .

Enid: whelp I followed your advice

Yoko: Good . . . What advice was that?

Enid: The advice you have me to get Wednesday's attention?

Yoko: . . .

Enid: *holds up tape*

Yoko: *bursts out laughing* . . . oh fuck are you serious????

Enid: Yes?? Why?

Yoko: Enid I was so stoned

Enid: what?

Yoko: soooooooo how did it go

Enid: . . .

. . .

Bianca: Enid did that? Unicorns and plushies Enid?

Wednesday: That is the one

Bianca: . . . wow what are you going to do?

Wednesday: Eventually I believe a proposal is on order, but for now I believe I'll start spiking her furraccino's with silver powder

[squirrel-gay]

colored version

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Enid Wolf sitting in the laundry huffing watching as Wednesday transfers her stuffed animals from the washing machine to the dryer

Wednesday: There you can see they are unharmed, I will return when they are dry, you can watch through the window but if you attempt to disrupt the cycle it will just take longer

Enid Wolf huffs again and lies did down where she stare at the circular window

When the cycle completes Enid Wolf looks at the door to the room and starts to growl

Wednesday: *enters* I was thirty seconds late calm yourself

Opening the dryer Wednesday hands the largest stuffy to Enid Wolf who accepts it with her mouth

After collecting all the laundry and stuffies they return to their room

Enid Wolf carries the plush to a large nest constructed from pillows and blankets in front of Wednesdays writing desk and lies down

Wednesday unceremoniously dumps the rest of the stuffies into the nest then pulls a blanket over Enid Wolf

Wednesday: You have all your plushes, you have a blanket warm from the dryer, I now wish to work on my writing undisturbed is that amenable?

Enid Wolf yawns and lies her head down

Wednesday: I will take that as a yes

Enid Wolf is lulled to sleep by the sound of Wednesday typing all is right in the world

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Enid Wolf runs carefree through the woods about a minute behind her Wednesday follows with more difficulty

Enid Wolf stops and waits for Wednesday to catch up

Wednesday: You do not have wait for me like some helpless cub

. . .

Enid Wolf crouches watching a pair of deer waiting for the perfect moment to strike, a branch crunches the deer hear and take off

Wednesday: Perhaps it would be better to approach from downwind

Enid Wolf rolls her eyes

. . .

Enid Wolf digging a hole to bury a partually eaten deer

Wednesday digging slower with a shovel

Enid Wolf stops and grabs Wednesday by a sleeve and starts try to lead her somewhere

Wednesday: If you wish to lead me somewhere you don't need to drag me I will follow you

. . .

Divina opens her door to find Wednesday and Enid Wolf

Divina: Umm hey can I do something for you

Wednesday: I do not . .

Enid Wolf shoves her into the room and leaves

Wednesday and Divina look at each other in silence for a moment and a podcast starts playing in the background

Androgynous Podcaster Voice: Time for the latest I queer crime my little victims

Divina: . . . do you like true crime?

Wednesday: . . . yes, yes I do

A few minutes later

Androgynous Podcaster Voice: and so the victim followed her murderess girlfriend into the abandoned saw mill not knowing she would be her latest victim

Divina: #hashtag couples goals

Wednesday: agreed

Divina: Wait which one are you?

Wednesday: . . .

Divina: Nevermind doesn't matter, evil queer solidarity

. . .

Yoko and Enid Wolf sneaking up on a bunch of normie teens around a campfire

Yoko: I hope our girlfriends are getting all along

Enid Wolf: *quiet snort*

Yoko: *picking up chainsaw* Right let's scare the shit out of these kids

Sequel to this post

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Enid Wolf staring big eyes at Wednesday

Wednesday: You will not sway my decision is final

Enid Wolf: *begins whining*

Wednesday: You consumed the desecrated remains of my great great grand uncle, you are lucky he was one of my few relatives that did not die, at least in part, to poisoning

Enid Wolf: *huffs*

Wednesday: *attaches a chain to her neck* You spent several months in the Canadian wilderness, one night in this gaudy shack will not prove fatal

Enid Wolf lays in front of a scaled up barbie dream house in muted colours, after it gets dark and Wednesday has not capitulated she begins to howling

Enid Wolf eventually sees red floating embers and stops

Gomez: *smoking a cigar* Oh lobita? Did Wednesday say you had to sleep outside

Enid Wolf: *whines and nods*

Gomez: *shakes his head* So strict, I'm almost certain that relative was replaced by Fester with machaca as a prank years ago

Enid Wolf: *stares pitifully*

Gomez: *pops the lock on her collar* I can't let you back into her room but how about a midnight snack?

Enid Wolf: *barks softly*

Gomez: And this will remain just between the two of us

. . .

Wednesday enters the kitchen and turns the light on in the kitchen

Enid Wolf freezes while eating a comically large ham with a bone in it, she continues eating it slowly

Gomez: *has and a drink and looks from Enid to Wednesday* My little scorpion, thank goodness I just caught Enid sneaking back into the house!

Enid Wolf: *hangs her head in shame, does not let go of ham*

Wednesday: *folds arms* Do you really except me to believe such a ridiculous farce?

Gomez: *hopeful* Maybe?

Enid Wolf: *lifts her head slightly opening one eye halfway*

Wednesday: *shakes her head*

. . .

Lurch holds a lantern leading Morticia out into the yard

Enid Wolf's head is sticking out of her Barbie wolf house asleep with a ham bone clutched in her mouth

Beside her snout Gomez is buried up to his head asleep a lit cigar still in his mouth

Morticia: *shakes her head* If I let him in he won't learn his lesson, Lurch be a dear and get him an umbrella incase it begins to rain

Lurch: *nods his head and groans*

Morticia: Both so peaceful when they sleep

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Wednesday: Class was exceptionally boring today I feel as if *freezes in abject horror*

Enid Wolf is lying on the floor in the middle of the room, scattered around the room are the pages of Wednesday's manuscript Enid Wolf is pointedly not making eye contact

Wednesday: *picks up a page that is wet and touches it then tastes the liquid* furraccino . . .

End Wolf: *whimpers*

Wednesday: *pinches the bridge of her nose and breathes out* excuse me

Wednesday steps back into the hall shuts the door, muffled screaming can be heard

Enid Wolf shifts her weight and sits up

Underneath Agnes is in the fetal position shaking

Agnes: I promise I didn't mean to spill it I didn't . . .

Enid Wolf: *licks her face*

The door starts to open and Enid Wolf lies back down and looks away

Wednesday: I am sure this was not done with malice but I believe it would be best if you spent some time in the Lupin Cages

Enid Wolf: *looks up and whimpers*

Wednesday: I understand but I do not trust myself not to lash out while I attempt to recover my manuscript

Enid Wolf: *sighs and slowly stands checking that Agnes has vanished then walks to the door*

. . .

Enid Wolf is lying on the floor watching something on a tablet

Enid Wolf: *huffs*

The gate creaks opens by itself and then closes

Enid Wolf: *sits up and tilts her head curiously*

A person sized mass of pillows and blankets appears

Enid Wolf: *jumps back and growls*

Agnes: *drops the pillows and blankets* Its okay it's just me

Enid Wolf: *barks happily, wagging her tail*

Agnes: You should not be the one being punished for my crime, I'm here to serve my penance with you

Enid Wolf has stopped listening and has begun arranging blankets and pillows into a nest

Agnes: *smiling* I may have also brought some snacks

Hours later

Wednesday enters Lupin Cages and approaches Enid's usual suite eyes on the stone floor

Wednesday: I would like to apologize for my outburst, I was able to recover the majority of my manuscript and recreate what I couldn't

Enid Wolf: *doesn't respond*

Wednesday: I know you're humanity is limited in this form and you don't understand the significance of . . .

Wednesday finally looking up sees Enid Wolf lying in the nest, cuddled up against her is Agnes fast asleep

Enid Wolf: *puts a limb around Agnes protectively and watches for a reaction*

Wednesday looks from Agnes to Enid doing mental calculations

Wednesday: I apologize my last statement was clearly a inherent bias on my part, should I assume you would prefer to spend the night here?

Enid Wolf: *nods slightly trying not to disturb Agnes*

Agnes: *shifts putting an arm around Enid's*

Wednesday: *whispers* Good night my loyal and courageous wolf

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Wednesday in a library pouring over ancient grimoires, scrolls, and texts. There are deep shadows under her eyes and her hands are unsteady

Enid Wolf lies on the floor watching her with concern, she looks at a grandfather clock and sees it is well after one in the morning

Enid Wolf gets up and stretches out then pads over to Wednesday’s chair brushing against her

Wednesday intentionally ignores Enid Wolf draw her finger shakily across a passage

Enid Wolf shoves her weight against the chair more insistently

Wednesday: *annoyed* I do not have time for your disruptions

Enid Wolf jumps up placing her front paws on the arm of chair nearly knocking Wednesday over

Wednesday: Enid! Don't you understand I'm doing this for you! I-I need to get you back!

Enid Wolf backs up slightly startled but stares into Wednesday’s manic eyes

Wednesday: You are like this because of me and I need to make this right

Enid Wolf *silently watching her*

Wednesday: *a tear rolls down her face* I-I miss you

Enid Wolf approaches slowly and and her head in Wednesday lap

Wednesday: I am aware you are here, but I miss your voice, your mannerisms, your touch

Enid Wolf: *looks up at her*

Wednesday: There are things I wish to do with you and tell you that are not appropriate in this form, things I should have told you before but I was not ready

Enid Wolf: *let's out a whine*

Wednesday: That is why I must find the answer . . . but it is unlikely I will find it tonight, I guess we can retire *scratches behind Enid's ear*

Enid Wolf leads Wednesday to their bedroom and hops into the bed

Wednesday gets in and wraps her arms Enid Wolf to the degree she can, pressing her head against the wolf. She listens to the rhythm of Enid's breathing and heartbeat and waits till she is sure the wolf has fallen asleep

Wednesday: I love you

Wednesday let's the heartbeat lull her to sleep

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Wednesday: Enid have you seen my new scrying ball

Enid Wolf with snout suspiciously wide just able to close

Enid Wolf: *slowly shakes head*

Wednesday: And you're sure you haven't seen it?

Enid Wolf: *nods*

Wednesday: How very queer, but if you'll excuse me Yoko has invited me for gossip and perhaps cuddling

Enid Wolf's jaw drops and the glass orb falls to the ground and rolls to Wednesday's feet

Wednesday uses a handkerchief to pick up the slobber covered crystal ball

Wednesday: I am very disappointed that you would lie to me, and even more so for falling for such an obvious ruse

Enid Wolf hangs her head low

Wednesday: As punishment no sleeping in the bed for one week

Enid Wolf begins to howl

. . .

Wednesday: I must remain steadfast in my decision, if I falter she will not learn and may be lured away by any stranger promising treats

Enid Wolf lying on ground on her side looking up at Wednesday and whimpering

Wednesday: *twitching* It is for her own good

Sitting at the same table

Bianca: Why is Wednesday talking to herself?

Divina: She's punishing Enid for something but she wasn't prepared for the psychic backlash, amateur

Yoko: Sweet heart please! I won't invite Wednesday over for gossip and cuddles again, it was a trap I swear!

Divina: Did you hear something?

Bianca: Poor gays

Ajax: Which one?

Bianca: Yes