#enjoy nerd

[devouredwrites]

Surprise Christmas present for @wormvenom because why not Merry Christmas, nerd

       “... Should we call Tony?” Clint, as he stared at the knot of Christmas lights that had just been pulled out of a box. He really should have put his decorations away better. There was a sigh from Bucky as he pulled the bundle closer.        “We don’t need to call Tony.” As he sat down to begin trying to unravel the lights. Clint grunted, shrugged, decided to go on and start hanging things on the tree. Small, all things considered. They probably should have went for a tree earlier, but hero things got in the way and so they were stuck decorating last minute and fuck he hadn’t even gotten a present yet- “Clint.”  He looked back, blinked. “Could you come hold this?”        “Yeah, hold on.” He glanced around, made a face before setting the box in his hands on the floor, picked his way over to hold- a bundle of Christmas lights.

       It was ten minutes later that he asked; “What if we just. Left it all in a bundle on the floor?” He took another bunch of the wire from Bucky, got a raised brow in response.        “That’ll probably trip someone. Most likely you.” Clint shrugged, shifted the string of lights in his grip.        “I mean, yeah. But it’d be faster than untangling it.” There was a grunt in response, a stretch of silence as Bucky worked, occasionally taking back some of the lights only to give them back after a moment.

       At some point, Clint had sat down, actually tried to help untangle the knot. Progress had been made, it really had. Until he moved to get up to use the bathroom, got himself tangled in the lights somehow and fell to the floor with a yelp. “Really, Clint?” Bucky, exasperated. Clint ran a hand through his hair, groaned before working on disentangling himself from the mess.        “Yep. We’re just leaving this in a bundle on the floor.”        “We are not leaving them in a bundle on the floor.” There was another thump as Clint accidentally kicked Bucky’s ankle, knocked him off balance.        “Sorry.” Clint made a face, sighed as he laid back down. “Fuck it. This is my life now.” There was a laugh, Clint lowering his attention to catch Bucky give a shake of his head.        “It’s not even that bad, come on.”

       It turned out that some of the lights did stay on the floor in a bundle, being too long for the size of the tree. But decorations were decorations.

[thewinedarksea]

🌈 + helena

helena: glitter eyeliner, dark purple sweaters, a song played on repeat, a night sky strewn with stars

[jenessa-mercier]

Lion’s Road (for faraam-unbroken)

The air was freezing, the cold burning a trail down his throat and filling the Forossan’s chest. His hands rested on his knees, staring across the field where the opposing army was assembled. Banners and armor gleamed in the early morning sun, the fog still clinging to the wet grass as a low murmur on both sides.  The Lions of Forossa stood up in unison as the vanguard, the general taking his position at the head of the army and glaring at the army facing them. Weapons were drawn in unison, the knights of Faraam having long since dispensed with shields and adopting a more ferocious style. Within Brom’s hands were his chosen tools of war, a sword in his left and a war axe held with his right.  Rasping steel and clanking armor began to replace the sounds of conversation, blades and warriors alike preparing for battle. As the echoes of weapons faded, there came the sound of the Forossan commander strode up and down the ranks, the fur upon his shoulders a pale yellow and his helm forged into the likeness of a lion’s face.  “Lions of Forossa!!” The general roared, the warriors before him being startled and gripping their weapons tighter. With a loud roar, his men answered, weapons raised in salute.  “What does a Lion do when on the hunt?! Does he cower in his den or does he stride out to protect his own from the wild dogs?! Are you going to stand here and cower like cubs or are you coming with me to protect Forossa like the Lions you claim to be?!”

The resounding roar deafened Brom, his eyes never leaving the opposing army. Steel encased fingers clenched the wrapped hilts of his weapons, awaiting the order. He took another deep breath as the men roared beside him, the sun slowly climbing over the horizon.  As the sound of the warhorns sounded across the field, the Lion Knights charging with yells and the thundering sound of armor filled the air. He took a deep breath as he ran with his brothers in arms, his breath steady and weapons ready.  It was still cold.  He didn’t feel it. @faraam-unbroken

[alienbeb-blog]

i've watched porn like twice so i'm gonna make vagina candles

@neptune-s-storm, 2016

[firelara]

IT’S @mayadile BIRTHDAY GO WISH THIS HUGE NERD A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THEY’RE AN OLDER NERD NOW THEY MUST BE LOVED >8′V 

(P.S it’s transparent uvu)

[jaffasandjumpers]

Lil Ridge doodle for @glacial-coyote :)