first thought, best thought

fia • tired • u can also find me at @vankokh :^)

[local--honey]

[mnmerry]

☆  Urpo & Turpo moodboard ☆

[howtoskinatiger]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer

[sihdiel-deactivated20220805]

@werewolfstripclub @mabariapostate

[browsedankmemes]

[untuckedqueens]

[milkpropaganda]

This had better character development than most movies I’ve seen lately

[escolma]

[attar-of-rose]

How to Hold Hands Scan from the Japanese ‘Young Person’s Sexual Guide’

[mattythee1975]

[biggbbrother21]

can I marry him

[odinsblog]

He is such an UGLY excuse for a human being

[reginaldsadventure-deactivated2]

if even slaveowner mcgee held an iftar you’re doing something wrong

[weloveshortvideos]

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I arrived home with our new little baby ringneck yesterday and this was Vonnegut’s reaction when he first met her!!!

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is fucking precious.

[writing-prompt-s]

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

[charlesoberonn]

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun. “This baby owes $440,000,000 to the government!”

“Foiled again, I’ll get away next time, Blaize!” the baby clenches their tiny first.

[sprachtraeume]

if you’re a useless unmotivated polyglot who doesn’t actually speak any of the languages you speak, clap your hands

[i124you]

me

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)

[slimetony]

self care is a eating good bagel and sitting quietly in a chair all night in the dark

[kafkaesque-world]

1 July. Too tired.

Franz Kafka, Diaries (via kafkaesque-world)