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me when i see an anti with "certified freak" or some shit in their bio

train lovers buckle up because it looks like blankshipping is canon in REAL LIFE!!

my honest reaction:❓⁉️😕

context cant save this scene. me and my bro silently acknowledging each other's boytoys. but its okay, we wont tell. ok.

quick! before you ship, PIE!

is it:

pedophilic?

incestuous?

evil?

if not, consider a different ship.

WHERE is the testosterone that makes you grow fur and a tail and paws and you get to put on a collar and pick out your own little nametag and-

*cocks my gun at the trembling federal agent kneeling on the ground in front of me.*

- and every time you try to talk it comes out around a mouthful of woofs. (the agent begins weeping.) WHERE IS IT YOU BASTARD.

hi tumblr. do u like my image? it took me five whole minutes

me: *through megaphone* WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCK PARTNER AND/OR LIFE PARTNER

raichu: raichu

me: from pokemon? :o real shit

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